Best Turtles Quotes Today

cocopuffs
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April 13, 2014 3:30pm UTC

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

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Livy*
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 4:46pm UTC

I like how Ninja Turtles wear masks
Good way to hide your identity.
It's not like you're a giant turtle or anything.
♥

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Vinita*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 7:06pm UTC

In 20 years from now I will either be married to a millionaire male model with abs, or I'm going to be a lonely lady with 40 turtles.

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 8:45pm UTC

I hope those stoned turtles
play a part in Finding Dory.

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Emina1
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 9:52pm UTC

ME: Omg what if we were all like trutles and we did nothing all day except wonder what our shells loked like because our necks were to short to see them?!
Friend: ...are you high?
Me:...no...

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ImNotArObOt*
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November 17, 2013 4:26pm UTC

''I'm nervous-- I've never been with a pr0stitute before...''
''It's alright baby, just tell me what you like''
''I like turtles''

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MaryPenguin
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 10:30pm UTC

If you live for people's acceptance,
you will die from their rejection.

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MaryPenguin
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 10:53pm UTC

I'm good at solving problems if they aren't my own.
You feel me?

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MaryPenguin
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 1:37am UTC

A guy should judge a girl on the size of her heart.
Not the size of her bra.

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x-Abbie-x*
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 8:20pm UTC

summer has come and past
>> the innocent can never last

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jezzay
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 8:45pm UTC

why do the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear masks?
i mean, it's not like people
can tell that they're
GIANT
FREAKING
TURTLES
or anything

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 9:03pm UTC

I like how the Ninja Turtles wear masks.
Good way to hide your identity.
Its not like you're a giant f/cking turtle or anything.

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katherinexP
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 9:25pm UTC

The people at the pet store sure do get mad when you dress up like Mario and run around hitting turtles with a hammer.

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makenna123
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 9:15pm UTC

my saturday nights
* on facetime with best friend*
her: Do you know a turtles weakness?
me: uh. thier slowness?
her: No. thier only weakness is that they cant roll back when they are on their backs.
me: so if you tape two turtles together they would be unstoppable?
her: OMG BRB GIRL!

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ItsWayPastMyBedTime123
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 8:25am UTC

be like a turtle,
be happy in your own shell

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CRMR2095
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 2:43pm UTC

What do you like better?
Turtles
or
Zebras
Put your answer in the comments

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hellocharlie
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 3:26pm UTC

I like how the ninja turtles wear a mask to hide their identity. It's not like there a bunch of massive turltes roaming the street?

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MaryPenguin
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 11:56pm UTC

If he can't fight for you,
He's not right for you.

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WickedLittleLiar24
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 9:19pm UTC

Said i’d never leave her cause her hands fit like my tshirt,Tongue tied over three words, cursed.
Running over thoughts that make my feet hurt,
Bodies intertwined with her lips
Now she’s feeling so low since she went solo
Hole in the middle of my heart like a polo
And it’s no joke to me
So we can we do it all over again
If you’re pretending from the start like this,
With a tight grip, then my kiss
Can mend your broken heart
I might miss everything you said to me
And I can lend you broken parts
That might fit like this
And I will give you all my heart
So we can start it all over again

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IAmAUnicorn
posted a quote
August 8, 2014 2:55pm UTC

A white man once said:
''Coloured people are not allowed here.''
A black man turned around and stood up.
Then he said:
''Listen sir, when I was born, I was BLACK.
When I grew up, I was BLACK.
When I'm sick, I'm BLACK.
When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK.
When I'm cold, I'm BLACK.
When I'll die, I'll be BLACK.
BUT YOU SIR..
When you were born, you were PINK.
When you grew up, you were WHITE.
When you're sick, you turn GREEN.
When you go in the sun, you turn RED.
When you're cold, you turn BLUE.
And when you die, you'll turn PURPLE.
And YOU have the nerve to call ME coloured?''
The black man then sat back down and the
white man walked away.
(All Credit to Majily05 on Stardoll)

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