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my saturday nights


  * on facetime with best friend*



her: Do you know a turtles weakness?

me: uh. thier slowness?


her: No. thier only weakness is that they cant roll back when they are on their backs.


me: so if you tape two turtles together they would be unstoppable?


her: OMG BRB GIRL!
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my saturday nights * on facetime with best friend* her: Do you

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Derp123 · 1 decade ago
only until water came along because they wouldnt be able to swim taped together and than might just die... hahahahaha who am i kidding they are smart enough to train each other, silly me :p

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darkeyeangel · 1 decade ago
LMFAO!!!!
I was just looking at that lol!!!
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