Turtles Quotes

*Into the Midnight Show*
posted a quote
August 17, 2014 5:04pm UTC

Imagine me and you, I do
I think about you day and night,
it's only right
To think about the girl you love
and hold her tight
So happy together

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IAmAUnicorn
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August 8, 2014 2:55pm UTC

A white man once said:
''Coloured people are not allowed here.''
A black man turned around and stood up.
Then he said:
''Listen sir, when I was born, I was BLACK.
When I grew up, I was BLACK.
When I'm sick, I'm BLACK.
When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK.
When I'm cold, I'm BLACK.
When I'll die, I'll be BLACK.
BUT YOU SIR..
When you were born, you were PINK.
When you grew up, you were WHITE.
When you're sick, you turn GREEN.
When you go in the sun, you turn RED.
When you're cold, you turn BLUE.
And when you die, you'll turn PURPLE.
And YOU have the nerve to call ME coloured?''
The black man then sat back down and the
white man walked away.
(All Credit to Majily05 on Stardoll)

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IAmAUnicorn
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June 29, 2014 8:08am UTC

Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to read this -- lol just kidding. If you were busy you wouldn't be on Witty.

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cocopuffs
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April 13, 2014 3:30pm UTC

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

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_sassmasta
posted a quote
March 16, 2014 4:21pm UTC

To-Do List
Go to the store and buy a pet turtle
Name that turtle 'Light'
Have a race with the turtle
Go outside yelling 'IM FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT~"
-Katrina

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Turtleseatdinos*
posted a quote
November 28, 2013 1:32pm UTC

I'm thankful for wifi,my nerdy boyfriend, anime,music,and TURTLES.

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ImNotArObOt*
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 4:26pm UTC

''I'm nervous-- I've never been with a pr0stitute before...''
''It's alright baby, just tell me what you like''
''I like turtles''

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x-Abbie-x*
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 8:20pm UTC

summer has come and past
>> the innocent can never last

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MaryPenguin
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 10:30pm UTC

If you live for people's acceptance,
you will die from their rejection.

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 9:03pm UTC

I like how the Ninja Turtles wear masks.
Good way to hide your identity.
Its not like you're a giant f/cking turtle or anything.

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Vinita*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 7:06pm UTC

In 20 years from now I will either be married to a millionaire male model with abs, or I'm going to be a lonely lady with 40 turtles.

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MaryPenguin
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 11:56pm UTC

If he can't fight for you,
He's not right for you.

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 8:45pm UTC

I hope those stoned turtles
play a part in Finding Dory.

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MaryPenguin
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 1:37am UTC

A guy should judge a girl on the size of her heart.
Not the size of her bra.

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MaryPenguin
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 10:53pm UTC

I'm good at solving problems if they aren't my own.
You feel me?

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OhhBeautifullBroox3
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 8:18pm UTC

Hi! I'm Jenni Acosta!
And I'm obsessed with Tony Perry;3
#sorrynotsorry

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iambubbles
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 12:53am UTC

What's so wrong with being lazy?
Dogs live for 15 years
Cats do too
Rabbits live for 9 years
Turtles do absolutely NOTHING and live for 150 years!
Lazy= Long life

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1D_Forever
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 6:42am UTC

1D_Forever#:004
You choose two pet turtles instead of the dogs which you love because Liam loves turtles.

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JeanineHilary
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 12:35am UTC

What if dreams were taken on a planet and we go to that planet somehow and that is really happening right now once you're dreaming it. What if that person your dreaming is like a different person but same looking and that person is dreaming about you?

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katherinexP
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 9:25pm UTC

The people at the pet store sure do get mad when you dress up like Mario and run around hitting turtles with a hammer.

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