Turtles Quotes

MaryPenguin
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June 11, 2013 8:11pm UTC

I'm surprised I'm not surrounded by paparazzi by now.
I mean, I've been alive for, what, nearly 14 years now?
Seriously.
come on.

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CaptainButtHurt
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 1:47am UTC

Turtles are
GREEN

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skimmingthepavement
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 10:48am UTC

I love tags it's like muttering under your breath on the internet

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hellocharlie
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May 21, 2013 3:26pm UTC

I like how the ninja turtles wear a mask to hide their identity. It's not like there a bunch of massive turltes roaming the street?

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Emina1
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May 20, 2013 9:52pm UTC

ME: Omg what if we were all like trutles and we did nothing all day except wonder what our shells loked like because our necks were to short to see them?!
Friend: ...are you high?
Me:...no...

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Livy*
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April 24, 2013 4:46pm UTC

I like how Ninja Turtles wear masks
Good way to hide your identity.
It's not like you're a giant turtle or anything.
♥

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ptvlover
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April 20, 2013 10:42pm UTC

Turtles are awesome!!

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CRMR2095
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 1:48pm UTC

You and I know what it's like to be kicked down
Forced to fight
But tonight, we're alright
So hold up your lights
Let it shine
Cause, this one's for you and me, living out our dreams
We're all right where we should be
With my arms out wide, I open my eyes
And now all I wanna see
Is a sky full of lighters
A sky full of lighters
Lighters Bad Meets Evil feat. Bruno Mars <3

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absofreekinlutelywitty7
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 3:45pm UTC

Who else can sing the entire
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
theme song?
Please tell me i'm not THAT much of a nerd...

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DarkChocolateEyes
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 3:10pm UTC

"Try to be like the turtle - at ease in
your own shell."
-Bill Copeland
Since we're socially awkward turtles...
;-)

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CRMR2095
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 10:07am UTC

All iron will eventually rust
In time all gold will turn to brass
But I know something that will always last
My love for you and your love for me

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chocomickey14
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 6:59pm UTC

And do the Harlem Shake!!

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clearlytruthful
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 8:25pm UTC

RAWR, IM A DINOSAUR
just kidding I'm a turtle
hehe

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ItsWayPastMyBedTime123
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 8:25am UTC

be like a turtle,
be happy in your own shell

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redstarburst
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 4:46pm UTC

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years.
Dogs run and live for 15 years.
Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years.
Lesson learned.

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CRMR2095
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 12:53pm UTC

I need a new center of my obession. Any ideas?

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JeanineHilary
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 8:38pm UTC

l o l

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daisybug2000
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 12:09am UTC

Once there was a guy who told us he 'smoked turtle'.....
He said it infront of our school.....
I also believe that half of our school smokes 'turtle'.......

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makenna123
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 9:15pm UTC

my saturday nights
* on facetime with best friend*
her: Do you know a turtles weakness?
me: uh. thier slowness?
her: No. thier only weakness is that they cant roll back when they are on their backs.
me: so if you tape two turtles together they would be unstoppable?
her: OMG BRB GIRL!

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RunWithScissorz
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 11:54pm UTC

I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting anywhere, I'm not in a rush. Why? Because I'm a turtle."

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