Best Totally Quotes This Year

Hale_Storm18
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March 20, 2013 8:14pm UTC

Sometimes, when I drop something, I'll just stand there
and groan until someone picks it up for me.

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Cammie
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April 28, 2013 3:31pm UTC

The sentence "Are you as bored as I am?" can be read backwards and still makes sense.

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WeAreTheBoys
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April 25, 2013 1:59pm UTC

I saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus.
Surely it'd be a lot more helpful if it was on the front?

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*crybaby*
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January 20, 2014 12:09am UTC

things that will always sounds sarcastic:
-good for you
-thanks a lot
-yeah right
-nice to know
-wow
-way to go
-totally
-ok buddy

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WeAreTheBoys
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March 27, 2013 8:27pm UTC

If you can't think of anything to say when you next visit your therapist, just go with, "I've been thinking of killing you."

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Lane *
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August 31, 2013 11:10pm UTC

Sometimes people that are thousands miles away from us can make us feel better than people right beside us.

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Lane *
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August 19, 2013 10:56pm UTC

so, this is my life and I want you all to know that I'm both happy and sad, and I'm trying to figure out how that is

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iluvyousomuch
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March 29, 2013 5:56pm UTC

Girl Problems #13
MONDAY.

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Lane *
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 9:00pm UTC

5. I sometimes really like who I am.

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Lane *
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August 13, 2013 10:10pm UTC

I accidently super glued my fingers together...whoops

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iluvyousomuch
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 10:40am UTC

Girl Problems #7
When your telling a story and you realize that nobody`s listening so you just slowly fade out and pretend like you were never even talking.
fave/comment for a series?

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LestWeBeForgotten
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April 30, 2014 11:01pm UTC

I think Steve should follow everyone.

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*Yours Truly*
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August 12, 2013 3:46am UTC

What do math and life have in common?
They both are stupidly complicated in an unnecessary way.

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Lane *
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August 7, 2013 8:53pm UTC

I'm so done right now I can't handle everything right now I'm done

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greyskies
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February 25, 2013 5:44am UTC

Getting suspicious when people follow you & fave a bunch of your quotes, but not wanting to question it in case they realise they made a mistake and take it all back.

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greyskies
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February 23, 2013 1:38am UTC

“
We've all met that man. That man. The intimidating one. The gorgeous one. The one, who's so pretty we do that side-eyed staring where we totally aren't staring (but yes, we totally are)? And then he opens his mouth and he's a smarta.s.s on top of it? Or surly? Or, maybe even worse, completely silent? We want to punch him for being so beautiful, and then yank him by his collar down onto the closest flat surface.
”
Christina Hobbs and Lauren Billings

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DawnRaven
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June 12, 2014 10:10pm UTC

Imma marry a rich guy so I can be this happy little white girl with all kinds of bling.

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greyskies
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 10:26pm UTC

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a b0ner?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
Jokes, I don't even have a pen!s.

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 12:35am UTC

Me: I am really happy right now.
Life: Really? LOL! Just give me five minutes.

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hope____
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 1:29am UTC

Im Totally, Completely, Madly, & Deeply In Love With You.

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