“
We've
all met that man. That man. The intimidating one.
The gorgeous one. The one, who's so pretty we do
that side-eyed staring where we totally aren't
staring (but yes, we totally are)? And then he opens
his mouth and he's a smarta.s.s on top of it? Or
surly? Or, maybe even worse,
completely silent? We want to punch him
for being so beautiful, and then yank him by his collar
down onto the closest flat surface.
”
