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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 12:20pm UTC
    parents: why don't you come out of your room and join the family?
    me: *comes out of room*
    me: *gets insulted by family*
    me: *goes back to room*

  2. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    If you don't have a girl crush
    on Emma Watson and/or Jennifer Lawrence,
    I don't know what you're doing with your life.

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    because i have opinions about everything,
    here's mine of rajsonkar
    I honestly don't know what the whole ordeal between him and Eric is and I honestly don't care, so don't try to tell me. He could be innocent, I don't know that. But what I do know, is that even if he is guilty, it is not the only "crime" he's guilty of. I realize that a lot of you won't care about what I am going to say next, but for those who do, I appreciate it. He is really a shifty person. I remember, all too well, a month or two back when he tried to confess his undying love for me and several other people here. He actually made a quote about me telling the community that he was in love with me, regardless of the fact that he had never talked to me before. So naturally, I blocked him. That didn't stop him. He went onto my tumblr, ask.fm and facebook sending me messages trying to get me to unblock him and continuing to tell me that he was in love with me. Needless to say, I blocked him there, too. When he realized that I had done that, he started talking to my friends on witty trying to have them talk me into unblocking him. And I'm not the only person he's done this to. It doesn't matter to me whether or not he and Eric are in a feud or if people are defending him with all they've got. To me, this is personal.

  4. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 7:56pm UTC
    idk man I just really want a boyfriend

  5. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 10:40am UTC
    Why isn't anyone
    unhealthily obsessed with me.

  6. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 10:01pm UTC
    when you hit delete trying to erase one letter but the computer takes you back a whole page instead
    are u kidding me

  7. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    'fml' should be a
    a legitimate resonse to how are you?

  8. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    lol@
    girls who wear short-shorts in winter.♥

  9. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 4:36am UTC
    I hate when people transfer to my school and become popular no thats bullsh*t I've been here 12 years screw you.

  10. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    why allow yourself to be full of hate when you can be full of pasta instead

  11. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    i'm on a new diet called leave me alone

  12. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 6:17pm UTC
    WHEN I LEAVE WITTY:
    f*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you, you're cool, f*ck you — I'm out.

  13. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2014 3:38am UTC
    how do people even mess up movie adaptations there's literally a written
    plot all set out for you with character descriptions and dialogue

  14. Petyr Baelish* Petyr Baelish*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    if you don't take well to sarcasm,
    I wouldn't talk to me if I were you
     

  15. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2014 2:33pm UTC
    There's been a heap of people using my old formats lately
    (like really old. LIKE MY ACCOUNT FROM FOUR YEARS AGO OLD)
    and I'm just sitting here like....

  16. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 12:34am UTC
    I wish girls would realize
    Guys aren't the only ones that judge by looks
    I mean really
    What about those sterotypical nerds?
    They're the smartest and sweetest people in the world
    But yet they still don't get a date to prom
    Because they're not 'hot' enough for girls.
    Sorry, I really need to stop ranting

  17. xoEmmaLovesYouox xoEmmaLovesYouox
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    Seriously, why won't anyone date me I looked hot that one time.

  18. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 6:05pm UTC
    Dad: Why are you always 'not feeling well'??
    Me: I reserve the right, as a woman, to feel unwell for an entire week, once per month.
    Brother: Well then so do I!
    Me: *facepalm*

  19. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    When you call yourself fat
    You're offending everyone who is the same weight as you
    Also those who weigh more than you
    Even those who weigh like 5 pounds less than you
    So really
    Think about what you say
    Before you say it
    It could be
    Really offensive
    To a lot of people.

  20. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 1:44pm UTC
    imagine how much better life would be if we could double jump like in games

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