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Suffering
posted a quote
September 1, 2015 12:41am UTC

i love you enough to not answer the question
"where do you see yourself in five years?"
with "dead".

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
October 6, 2014 2:33pm UTC

There's been a heap of people using my old formats lately
(like really old. LIKE MY ACCOUNT FROM FOUR YEARS AGO OLD)
and I'm just sitting here like....

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Lifehappens
posted a quote
September 25, 2014 5:41pm UTC

Sam Peppers video just sickens me. Why would it ever be okay to sxually harass women and call it a prank?
And for him to say that these women actually went along with it, is totally a lie. Why would any person allow somone to do that to them and post it online and say it was a prank? He is literally the scum of the earth.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
August 14, 2014 3:38am UTC

how do people even mess up movie adaptations there's literally a written
plot all set out for you with character descriptions and dialogue

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Primadonna*
posted a quote
August 3, 2014 5:46am UTC

"Rac ism isn't a problem and its not relevant anymore"
Yeah, that's why Katniss, Clary, Tris, Hazel, Alaska Young, Bella, hermione, Harry, Ron, Simon, Pudge, Augustus, Peeta, Gale, Jace, Four/Tobias, Edward etc. are all white. Totally not a problem.

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Primadonna*
posted a quote
August 3, 2014 5:17am UTC

"you don't need makeup to be pretty, just be yourself"
Ok, but consider this-
1. I love eyeliner
2. Eyeliner is rad as heck
3. Eyeliner
4. eyyyyyyyeeeeeellllliiiiiiiiiiinnnnnerrrrr

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DawnRaven
posted a quote
July 31, 2014 1:10pm UTC

Someone on Witty hates me,
and I want to know why.
I just learned what the comment points are for,
so I went to look at all my comments and someone has been disliking ALL of them.
ALL OF THEM.
Why??

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DawnRaven
posted a quote
June 30, 2014 6:05pm UTC

Dad: Why are you always 'not feeling well'??
Me: I reserve the right, as a woman, to feel unwell for an entire week, once per month.
Brother: Well then so do I!
Me: *facepalm*

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LestWeBeForgotten
posted a quote
May 19, 2014 11:48pm UTC

Anyone notice how dispicibly common it is in movies for girls to go into a bathroom to talk so it can be private?
To all you poor sweet stereotyped movie chics?
CHECK THE FREAKING STALLS BEFORE YOU TALK.
jeez

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givemeink
posted a quote
May 7, 2014 9:41pm UTC

It's funny
That you should say that
Because
Every word
Every promise
Every vow
Has been uttered
And broken
Time and time again.

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alligatorsky
posted a quote
January 18, 2014 8:40am UTC

how a relationship works:
one falls more in love each day
while the other
falls out of love each day

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Amenah
posted a quote
December 5, 2013 2:28pm UTC

If you don't have a girl crush
on Emma Watson and/or Jennifer Lawrence,
I don't know what you're doing with your life.

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Amenah
posted a quote
December 5, 2013 2:19pm UTC

lol@
girls who wear short-shorts in winter.♥

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Amenah
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 6:17pm UTC

WHEN I LEAVE WITTY:
f*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you, you're cool, f*ck you — I'm out.

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DoctorCumstains
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 1:21pm UTC

how the frick do you kids find time to frick frak when i dont even have time to snick snack

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The_SpineBreaker*
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 5:07pm UTC

All I want is just a bit of fun in my life.
Is that really too much to ask for?

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Amenah
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 5:14pm UTC

'fml' should be a
a legitimate resonse to how are you?

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 10:01pm UTC

when you hit delete trying to erase one letter but the computer takes you back a whole page instead
are u kidding me

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kylaa_k1099
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 9:56pm UTC

It's funny how we hate ourselves but when
we see others hating themselves we're like
NO NO DON'T DO THAT NO

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Petyr Baelish*
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 6:53pm UTC

if you don't take well to sarcasm,
I wouldn't talk to me if I were you

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