Spoon Quotes

Etsimaresei
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September 14, 2015 10:34am UTC

I go to the kitchen. I take a spoon and I eat some Merenda and then I clean the spoon.
Why did I clean it? I eat some more...

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laceyliz
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October 2, 2013 1:02pm UTC

Can someone just come and spoon me?

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ladybu272
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September 25, 2013 10:43pm UTC

Dear Fork,I may had run away with the dish, but we have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair.Sincerely, Spoon.

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happiest*
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September 4, 2013 1:57pm UTC

the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.

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kowhyda*
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August 15, 2013 4:38pm UTC

I literally just bent a spoon trying to get frozen Nutella out of a jar.
How am I supposed to explain this to my parents?

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DeathOfASon
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August 3, 2013 1:26am UTC

why the mcflurry spoon look like that

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spence*
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 6:30pm UTC

Do you ever get annoyed at everything that
you start to get p//ssed off at even little things
like a spoon clinking againt a bowl or sounds of people talking

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addictedtonutella
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July 2, 2013 4:17pm UTC

a spoon before nutella:
media.npr.org/assets/news/2009/11/25/spoon_custom-911a0550e064a95dfdfec0f67e28bb81044e0a1f-s6-c30.jpg
a spoon after nutella:
media.npr.org/assets/news/2009/11/25/spoon_custom-911a0550e064a95dfdfec0f67e28bb81044e0a1f-s6-c30.jpg

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doublesidedice
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April 2, 2013 10:38pm UTC

What people think when I say 'serial killer':
Normal People: a guy with a knife
Me: me with a spoon :o *eating cerial* >:)
credit: clearlytruthful

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 5:36pm UTC

Am I the only one
Who used to use the bottom of a slurpee straw as a spoon?

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CantLiveWithOut1D
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March 22, 2013 4:28am UTC

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spoon
- Liam Payne

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gmarie
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March 10, 2013 7:28pm UTC

*puts spoon in sink*
*turns on water*
*takes unplanned shower*

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dumb_blonde1998
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February 24, 2013 12:26pm UTC

Omg I forgot how fun it is to drink using a spoon! So many childhood memories.

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dumb_blonde1998
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February 24, 2013 12:23pm UTC

Omg I forgot how fun it is to drink using a spoon! So many childhood memories.

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Alyhoe
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January 25, 2013 5:06pm UTC

Mistakes We've All Made:
Washing a spoon in the sink, and then the water backfires and comes up and splashes you.

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