addictedtonutella

Status: single and willing to mingle :3

Member Since: 30 Jun 2013 07:31pm

Last Seen: 15 Nov 2014 05:08pm

Location: inside your house stealing nutella c;

Gender: F

user id: 364774

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
March 1, 2014 6:53am UTC

Now I have to lose my only friend....
Wait? You think I was talking about you?! Ha!

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
December 28, 2013 8:35am UTC

if someone has ever talked smack about you behind your back,
just remember they took time out of their pathetic lives to talk about you.
Format by Breeze

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 9:58am UTC

Last year I asked Santa for the sexiest peson alive...
I woke up in a box.
Format by Breeze

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 9:46am UTC

That awkward moment when you're mom and Santa have the same wrapping paper.
Yeah, it happens.

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
October 18, 2013 6:38pm UTC

When you're in class and your teacher tells you
to find a partner and your best friend is like (￣ｰ￣)
and you're like (￣ｰ￣)

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 9:08am UTC

That awkward moment when you're about to hug
this extremely sexy person and then you hit the mirror.

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 9:04am UTC

I was in the hospital yesterday to see my mom
(sick) and I saw a cute guy with a cast on his leg
and my first thought was,
"Hey, this one can't run away."

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 8:58am UTC

8 planets,
204 countries,
809 islands,
7 seas,
6.000.000.000+ people,
AND I'M STILL SINGLE.
Cookiedoughformats

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 8:45am UTC

DON'T YOU DARE TYPE
AT ME IN THAT TONE OF
VOICE.

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 8:42am UTC

Mom: You're so beautiful, sweetie!
Dad: If any boy asks you out, I'm
coming for him.
Grandparents: You're so gorgeous,
the guy must be all over you!
Friends: Shut up, you're pretty.
Boys: WHY IS THAT POTATO
LOOKING AT ME?!

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 8:37am UTC

MARRY ME?
A - Yes
B - A
C - B

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 6:04pm UTC

♚
KEEP
CALM
AND
MAKE
RIDUCULOUS
PUNNY
PUNS.

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 9:26pm UTC

How much do I cost?-$4295
Natural Hair:
[x] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $60
[] Red - $70
[] Other- $75
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $50
[] Green - $75
[] Blue $150
|x] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15
Height:
[] Over 7′ - $200
[] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[] Under 5′4 - $25
Total so far: $275
Age:
[] 50 to 56 - $175
[] 46 to 50 - $150
[] 41 to 45 - $125
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First Born - $320
[] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[] Middle child - $100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $550
[] fourth born - $300
[] fifth born - $400
[] sixth born -$215
Total so far: $695
Drink?
[] I did like twice - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600
Vision?
[x] perfect vision - $400
[]need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction - $100
[] Glasses - $50
[] contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $100
Total so far: $1,995
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $450
Favorite Color/Colors (don't need to be 1, can be more):
[] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $300
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
[] Other - $500
Total: $3,145
did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes $0
[x] Nope (counted myself :3) - $1000
[] some- $750
I COST $4,145 :D

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 9:04pm UTC

What's up with the new Witty format?
._. I like it someways and someways I hate it... I MISS THE RAINBOW WHEN CHU HOVER OVER WITTY!!

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 12:49pm UTC

look left ---------------> fail

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 12:41pm UTC

My boyfriend is like a trampoline...
I DON'T HAVE A TRAMPOLINE

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 10:45am UTC

Teacher: Why are you laughing, Delilah?!
Me: I'm sorry - I was just thinking about something funny
Teacher: once and for all, Delilah, remember that during
school hours, you're not supposed to think!

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 10:42am UTC

Teacher: Young man, are you the teacher of this class?
Student: No ma'am
Teacher: then don't talk like an idiot!

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 10:38am UTC

Next time you're in the shower, cover you ears with your hands and slowly walk under the water.
IT SOUNDS LIKE RAIN

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 7:14pm UTC

Substitute teacher: are you chewing gum?
Me: no, I'm Delilah.

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