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Best Shoes Quotes Today

  1. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 11:12pm UTC
    Fan: *to Harry* Harry, how's your crowned jewels today?
    Harry: Wait, what did you say? I missed it!
    Fan: How's your crowned jewels today after being hit by the shoe?
    Harry: *grinning* Erm... alright.
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  2. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 7:01pm UTC
    Face down,
    @$$ up.
    That's the way I tie my shoes.

  3. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    friend: It hurts to walk in these shoes because I've got blisters on my feet from my toms
    friend's mom: Why don't you just wear flip flops so they're not rubbing
    friend: I don't like the noise they make
    me:
    friend's mom:
    me: what.
    friend: The 'flip' and 'flop' noise it makes when you walk.
    I plan on wearing flip flops to school on Monday just for her

  4. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    Mom: *looks through shoe section*
    Mom: This store has some ugly shoes.
    Me: Yeah.
    Mom: And they're not just ugly.
    Me: ...
    Mom: They're fugly.
    Me: Lol what?

  5. goofball527 goofball527
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    at the store: shoes are so comfy, can walk perfectly
    at home: blisters, redness, shoes are a torture device
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  6. jessgeorge4eva jessgeorge4eva
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    I hate it when,
    You make a farting noice with your shoe
    and then everyone stares
    And then you say,
    "It was my shoe!!! See! I'll do it again!!!!
    And you can't do it again.

  7. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    Not having you here
    Is like having your left shoe on your right foot
    It just doesn't feel right

  8. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 6:01am UTC
    Honey
    I got heels higher than your standards

  9. soccerfreak99 soccerfreak99
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    The guy in the converse shoes
    .: C h a p t e r 4 :.
    I went to my locker when I got to school and grabbed out my books for my lessons in the morning. I closed the door and almost jumped out of my skin when I saw Jake standing there with a smirk on his face. I put my hand to my heart and looked at him.
    “Oh my god Jake, do you like scaring people, or is it just me?” I asked
    “Hmm I think it’s just you” he said winking. Did I mention Jake is a major flirt?
    I rolled my eyes “What’s up” I said changing the subject as we walked to class
    “So i don’t know if you’ve heard but there is a masquerade ball next week, and I was wondering would you like to go with me” he said. I stopped for a minute. Did he just ask me out to a ball? This is the first time I’ve ever been asked out. I thought about it for a bit.
    “Yeah sure, I’d love to accompany a man-sl/t to the ball” I said smiling innocently
    “Very funny Tori” I laughed at him and continued walking. “See you soon” he screamed out
    It eventually came to lunch and I met up with Savannah in the cafeteria line.
    She had this stupid grin on her face, something was up.
    “What?”
    “I heard someone got asked to the ball next week” she said grinning from ear to ear. I sighed and rolled my eyes
    “Jake told you”
    She slapped me on the arm “yes he told me silly, oh my gosh, we need to go shopping, buy dresses, and masks. EEK. This is gonna be so exciting, I cant wait” she kept on rambling on and on until I stopped her.
    “Who are you going with?” I asked
    She blushed a bit “Uh-um-uh. Oh you know, um Jason, asked me before, and I you know, said uh yes”
    “Do you like him?” I asked her and she blushed again
    “Pfft n-no” I looked at her and raised my eyebrow. She huffed “ok fine, yes I do like him. A bit”
    We went and sat down. She’s just too cute. Jake came and sat down next to me smiling.
    “yes Jake?”
    “What? I can’t sit with my date?” I looked at him with a dull expression
    “No, now move” I tried pushing him off the table but he didn’t move.as I was pushing him he slung his arm around my waist and lifted me up and placed me on his lap.
    “tsk tsk. Tori. What do you think you’re doing? If you wanted to sit on my lap you could’ve just asked” he said winking his hands still around my waist
    “Let me go” I said moving around
    “Nope”
    “I said let me go” but he still didn’t move
    “say pretty please”
    “pretty please”
    “say Jake is the sexiest beast in the whole entire world”
    “Oh hell no. you wish”
    “Say it, or else you will never be let go” I sighed
    “fine. Jake is the sexiest beast in the whole entire world” he smiled satisfied with my answer, and let me go and pushed me off the seat, making me land on the floor. Savannah and Jake were laughing at me.
    “Very funny” I said. I got back up and sat on the other side.
    And I just HAD to say yes to this jerk
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  10. soccerfreak99 soccerfreak99
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 10:49pm UTC
    The guy in the converse shoes
    .: C h a p t e r 6 :.
    Savannah cam running up to me after mason left
    “What was that?” she asked jumping up and down
    “I don’t know. He just gave me his number” she froze and then started squealing.
    “Oh my god, so is he like your boyfriend now? What’s his name? When are you going to see him again?”
    “calm down woman. No he is not my boyfriend. His name is Mason and maybe I will see him again” again she squealed
    “Okay enough fooling around lets go buy our dresses” we then started heading towards the rest of the shops. At the end of the day we both found gorgeous dresses and fancy masks to match them. We went back home and chatted excitedly about the ball.
    We said our goodbyes and she drove off and I walked inside. My phone then strted ringing nd I picked it up
    “Hello” I chirped
    “Hey Tori its Mason” I sighed
    “hey Mason what’s up”
    So I was wondering if you wanted to go out to lunch tomorrow”
    “Uhh sure” we spoke for a little longer and arranged a little lunch date tomorrow.
    I looked outside my window and saw a dark figure jogging. It’s him. I quickly put on my sneakers and walked outside the house running after him. I think he sensed me getting closer as he picked up his pace.
    “Hey” I screamed out to him
    I picked up speed and caught up to him. He stopped and I ran into his back
    “ow” I jumped back onto my feet and saw his hoodie was covering his face
    “Um hi”
    “What” I slight gasp escaped my mouth. This was the first time I heard him speak.
    “I- uh I wanted to just say…”
    “Listen here” he stepped closer to me “Is there something wrong with you? Stop stalking me. You are a pathetic little girl that needs to grow up and realize that I don’t want to talk to you” my eyes widened
    “Well Mr whatever your name is, no need to be so rude first of all. And second of all you are the one that bumps into me…most of the time” he shook his head and groaned. I didn’t even realize how close he was to me when we were talking. I still can’t see his face though
    “You really are annoying” he whispered. His voice sent shivers down my spine
    “You don’t know me”
    “Oh but I do Victoria Jones. More than you know” I froze in my place before he turned around and jogged off.
    One thought ran through my head.
    How does he know me?
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  11. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 10:12am UTC
    Give a girl the right shoes
    AND SHE CAN CONQUER THE WoRLD.
    ~marilyn monroe

  12. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    Cinderella is proof that a new
    pair of shoes can change your life.

  13. brookeleigh626 brookeleigh626
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 2:40pm UTC
    CINDERELLA IS PROOF THAT A NEW
    PAIR OF SHOES CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE.

  14. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 11:07pm UTC
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
    *at church* (Don't ask me why, we were making
    pancake things, so I went.)
    Me: *Feels something in my sock, so takes off shoe
    and sock to get it out*
    Mum: *looks at me funny* What the heck are you
    doing?
    Me: Getting something out of my sock.
    Mum: Put your sock back on you're making us look
    like a family who loves to take off our shoes and
    socks in public.
    Me: Df?

  15. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 8:02pm UTC
    Every time I look at a Converse, I get a shoegasm

  16. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 6:50pm UTC
    the mirror's image, tells me it's
    home time, but I'm not finished, 'cause you're
    not by my side, and as I arrived I thought
    I saw you leaving, carrying your shoes.
    Decided that once again I was just dreaming. ♥

  17. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    and you don't know what it's like to be in my shoes.

  18. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 10:28pm UTC
    Converse goes with every outfit, except for prom dresses... I learned that the hard way...

  19. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    Before you start to judge me,
    step into my shoes and walk the life im living and if you get as far as I am,just maybe you will see how strong I really am.
    format:xxcorinne95xx

  20. Leslie and Alli * Leslie and Alli *
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 10:59pm UTC
    You should step
    in my shoes
    and walk a
    mile. Then maybe
    you'll see how
    HARD
    it is to
    hold back tears
    and fake a smile.

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