Selfie Quotes

Anujsomany
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November 5, 2017 3:04am UTC

"A most effective way for a person to keep away the stress from own life is to have around oneself always people very less and never those who are infatuated to own facial looks and/or dress."
~Anuj Somany

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Anujsomany
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December 4, 2016 10:47pm UTC

“A perfect example of using others shoulders for only own benefits is also like posing for a photo with someone but for solely seeing own self in the snapped picture, and self-seekers do it regularly regardless of what others think about it.”
~Anuj Somany

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Anujsomany
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November 27, 2016 9:45pm UTC

"The only man who could be worse than a bad woman is one who loves to see his face in one or the other ways more than a lady does always."
~Anuj Somany

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Anujsomany
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July 3, 2016 1:34am UTC

"The prudent people are able to measure a person's level of selfishness
by the amount of time s/he spends enjoying looking to oneself in the mirror."
~Anuj Somany

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phee
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March 18, 2015 10:34am UTC

That picture was so
bad,
It's going to have to be
deleted...
from the deleted
album.
byphee

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GhostTown
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January 10, 2015 7:11pm UTC

Fun fact #1
Selfie and twerk are officially real words and they have both been added to the dictionary.

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glitter162*
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December 28, 2014 4:57pm UTC

Officer: Ma'am, how fast were you going?
Me: Well, my Snapchat selfie says 65 mph...
Officer: omg add me

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HelloKittyy11
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December 10, 2014 2:27am UTC

you don't understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you're ugly

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mcnuggets*
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August 16, 2014 11:55pm UTC

*takes 18 selfies*
*deletes 22 selfies*

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Crazy girl*
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June 30, 2014 12:33pm UTC

When you take a super attractive picture of yourself and just stare at it for like twenty minutes admiring the way your face cooperated.

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RenieTG
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June 17, 2014 3:46pm UTC

How to take a good selfie:
Step1:Have an I-phone
Step2:Be preety
Congrats!Now you have the perfect selfie! ☺

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Maisie*
posted a quote
June 15, 2014 4:06am UTC

''I Can't Do That Now Bc I'm Taking Selfies!!!''

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Crazy girl*
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June 12, 2014 1:25pm UTC

When you take a selfie so good that you can't believe it's you.

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Raven*
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June 7, 2014 8:23am UTC

Sending your selfies to NASA because you're a star

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Vinita*
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June 3, 2014 3:00pm UTC

That moment when you don't look good in a selfie #firstworldproblems

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*crybaby*
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May 26, 2014 2:21am UTC

liking someone's selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

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flyingbacon7
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April 30, 2014 8:58pm UTC

My spanish teacher sitting in front of his computer before class and the bell rings him
Him: "I'll teach you Spanish today....
But first let me take a selfie"

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batwoman*
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April 15, 2014 3:30am UTC

If I send you an ugly selfie
I trust you
Its just one of my everyday selfies.

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
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April 11, 2014 2:09pm UTC

the song "lemme take a #selfie" sums up pretty much
everything i hate about this generation

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kelly*
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April 7, 2014 9:51pm UTC

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

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