Selfie Quotes

Kaleidoscope Eyed*
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March 31, 2014 7:57pm UTC

When you have such a bad selfie people have to look at it and clarify if its actually you or not...

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My_Lazy_Knight*
posted a quote
March 30, 2014 2:35pm UTC

But first...let me take a selfie

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Misssaf333
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March 27, 2014 5:36pm UTC

That annoying moment when you take a selfie, and your hair looks perfect but your face looks horrific. -_-

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
March 13, 2014 4:25pm UTC

no, I will not take a selfie with you.
our angles aren't compatable.

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MadiCakes
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March 12, 2014 7:38pm UTC

Anyone wanna buy me an ipod that is'nt smashed.
I'd like one to pretend im a model/photographer selfie queen.

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LiveLifeInfinitely
posted a quote
February 15, 2014 6:42pm UTC

IM BACK :)

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absent *
posted a quote
February 11, 2014 12:51pm UTC

"SELFIE""It's not a selfie. It's snapchat."

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flyingbacon7
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February 9, 2014 10:27pm UTC

I spent 10 minutes today
Trying to explain to my grandma what
A selfie was
It wasn't the easiest job in the world

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becky_likes_penguins
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February 8, 2014 10:20pm UTC

Sometimes I look at my old pictures and think; I should have put a filter on that

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heartofstones
posted a quote
February 8, 2014 10:52am UTC

For every good selfie, there are about 35 failed ones

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 26, 2014 9:59am UTC

me: *opens camera about to take a selfie*
me: *realises how ugly i am*
me:* closes camera and acts like nothing happened*

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anchorage*
posted a quote
January 11, 2014 4:34pm UTC

"My Girl's Not Allowed To Post "Selfies" Nigguhh You Aint Single , You Better Post "Us"-ies '
"
© Jannette's format

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flyingbacon7
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January 7, 2014 5:10pm UTC

*Conversation between my future child and I*
Child: "Mom, how did you and daddy meet?
Me: "Well, it all started when he liked my embarassing selfie"

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Hale_Storm18
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January 7, 2014 4:04pm UTC

me: *gets over 50 likes on a selfie*
me: they like me! they really like me!

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 12:16pm UTC

I have the
"I take too many selfies" syndrome

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 8:37pm UTC

Today I was taking a selfie
And out of habit I said "Cheese"
Because when I was little my mother always made
Me say cheese when she took pictures of my brother and I

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 1:34pm UTC

hey mom u mind helping me carry the stove to the bathroom i have to take a selfie

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
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December 27, 2013 12:06pm UTC

*takes selfie*
*looks at selfie*
*cries for 200 years*

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#wishicouldgetyouback*
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December 23, 2013 10:16am UTC

I may be ugly but at least I don't have a selfie of me on my phones background

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 2:59pm UTC

Sometimes I wonder
if photographers take really professional-looking selfies.

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