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  1. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2020 3:37am UTC
    If tears are salty, why don’t they sting our eyes?
    Maybe they do, but we’re already crying, so we don’t notice.
    quote by Raxin

  2. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2018 8:22pm UTC
    mothers who leave.
    for no other reason.
    than
    children are water in their throat.
    — drown

  3. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2018 8:07pm UTC
    this format was made by partie! please only use this for your QUOTES on WITTYPROFILES.COM and do not remove ANY part of the credit; that includes this credit right here and any credit that follows (c) partie
    cruel mothers are still mothers.
    they make us wars.
    they make us revolution.
    they teach us the truth. early.
    mothers are humans. who
    sometimes give birth to their pain. instead of
    children.

  4. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2018 8:36pm UTC
    what
    massacre
    happens to my son
    between
    him
    living within my skin.
    drinking my cells.
    my water.
    my organs.
    and
    his soft psyche turning cruel.
    does he not remember
    he
    is half woman.
    —from

  5. Nicole🙊* Nicole🙊*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2015 1:38pm UTC
    When you're dealt a crappy situation, you think to yourself, at least it can't get any worse then this. And then life slaps you upside the head for being so naĂŻve.

  6. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 11:26pm UTC
    So I was talking to a friend here on witty and I was talking to her about
    the combination of bath salts and body butter and how awesome they are
    and I basically sent her a paragraph telling her about them and at the
    very end I compared what my skin was like afterwards and I literally said:
    "your skin will be glowing like fcking radioactive baby butts"

  7. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 11:35am UTC
    One time, my mom made soup
    (wow, my mom can cook?)
    and she made it seriously under-
    seasoned, so I took the lid off of
    this huge freaking pot of soup,
    grabbed the salt shaker, and
    violently started shaking it up
    and down, maniacally yelling
    "SOOODIUUUUMMMM!!!!"
    while looking her dead in the
    eyes. She hid the salt for a
    couple of days, she still
    under-seasons the soup,
    and my family refers to that
    moment anytime I use salt
    for anything. I wish I was joking.

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    if i ever had a ghost problem, i’m gonna first make a circle out of glue and then sprinkle salt onto the glue
    HAHAH GHOSTS TRY AND BLOW THE SALT AWAY NOW YOU TURDS

  9. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    I've heard the salt and ice challenge hurts
    I'll give it a try

  10. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    What do you call it when you put a salt shaker next to a knife?
    A salt with a deadly weapon.

  11. Sandie Sandie
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    my chemistry teacher threw sodium chloride at me in class
    that's a salt

  12. rafaela123 rafaela123
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 1:55am UTC
    It's like your pouring salt in my cuts

  13. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 10:04pm UTC
    Come on skinny love just last
    the year. Pour a little salts
    WE WERE NEVER HERE. MY, MY, MY,
    my, my, my, my, my.
    Staring at the sink of blood and crushed
    veneer. I tell my love to wreck
    it all, cut out all the ropes
    and let me fall. My, my, my, my,
    my, my, my, my. Right in the moment. ♥

  14. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    Supernatural problems #8:
    Wanting to sleep with Sam, but not wanting to die.

  15. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    Supernatural problems #7:
    The constant worry that your mom is going to burn on the ceiling.

  16. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    Supernatural problems #6:
    Grabbing iron,salt,silver and drawing a protection circle every you hear a creak in the house.

  17. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    Supernatural problems #5:
    Sobbing uncontrollably because of Destiel.

  18. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    Supernatural problems #4:
    Sobbing uncontrollably every time you hear "Carry on my Wayward son" .

  19. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    Supernatural problems #3:
    Wanting an Anti-Possession tattoo, but your parents won't let you get one.

  20. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    Supernatural problems #2:
    Bringing salt with you everywhere you go.

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