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What do you call it when you put a salt shaker next to a knife?
A salt with a deadly weapon.
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What do you call it when you put a salt shaker next to a knife?

10 faves · Oct 5, 2013 6:59pm

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salt · knife · contest_lame_pun · imsobadatthese · funny

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