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happiest*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 3:03pm UTC

my life would probably get 2 faves

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Does running out of
money count as exercise?

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lithium*
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 9:04pm UTC

*sends nudes*
reply: your room is messy

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 7:15pm UTC

Isn't it odd how people kill flies because
they're annoying if people killed people for being annoying I would of been dead like 15 years ago

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josie*
posted a quote
March 1, 2014 9:05am UTC

"Do you regret it?" Yes
"Would you do it again?" Probably

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 12:55am UTC

judge: did u kill these ppl
me: ya
judge: why
me: for the lulz xD
judge: xD
everyone in the court: xD

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TylerLumberjack
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 1:21am UTC

Words that will probably start a
fight:
Hey, you guys wanna fight?

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 2:14pm UTC

Gangsters: NAILED IT
Mailmen: MAILED IT

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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 4:17pm UTC

What have I done wrong,
to make the people I love
hate me and leave me?
Is it because I'm annoying? Probably
Is it because I'm a burden? Probably
Is it because I'm useless? Probably
Is it because I'm worthless? Definitely
- Me

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 7:11pm UTC

My ex? Yeah I'd still hit that
with a chair, maybe a car, actually no with a bus

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 11:46pm UTC

Girls probably spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking
Format BrighterThanAnyone

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 6:51pm UTC

A extremely attractive celebrity could be jerking it right now and you wouldn't know.
It's probably Jack Barakat.

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Amenah
posted a quote
August 20, 2015 2:12pm UTC

Yeah, I believe you. I'm sure you felt guilty. Just not enough to actually apologise, apparently.

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josie*
posted a quote
May 20, 2014 2:20pm UTC

if school hasn't taught
you not to
care about what other people
think of you
then you probably missed
out on the biggest lesson
of your life

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yuzermali
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 6:58pm UTC

I feel like everyone is in a relationship and Im just here like:
I like the tree. Thats a nice tree.

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Girl With a Cat Head*
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 7:50pm UTC

I've never been
the person someone
goes out of their way
to talk to
and maybe I never will.

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Delicate*
posted a quote
September 24, 2015 7:52pm UTC

And here I am again
and here you are.
And here is to us,
always caring and caring
too much.

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 4:04pm UTC

When everything is coming your way,
you're probably in the wrong lane.

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Last Serenade*
posted a quote
April 2, 2014 1:04am UTC

You got a few things bottled up? Jump on a couple bottles like double dutch.

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Katherine *
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Someone's gonna end up crying.
Probably me.

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