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  1. Zonnique Jailee Pullins* Zonnique Jailee Pullins*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 4:49am UTC
    Am
    I
    Right
    Or am I
    Left ??
    Cookiedoughformats

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    my life would probably get 2 faves

  3. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    A extremely attractive celebrity could be jerking it right now and you wouldn't know.
    It's probably Jack Barakat.

  4. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 11:46pm UTC
    Girls probably spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking
    Format BrighterThanAnyone

  5. Girl With a Cat Head* Girl With a Cat Head*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    I've never been
    the person someone
    goes out of their way
    to talk to
    and maybe I never will.

  6. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    Isn't it odd how people kill flies because
    they're annoying if people killed people for being annoying I would of been dead like 15 years ago

  7. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    My ex? Yeah I'd still hit that
    with a chair, maybe a car, actually no with a bus

  8. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    Gangsters: NAILED IT
    Mailmen: MAILED IT

  9. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 2:12pm UTC
    I bet all of us are gonna end up advice columnists

  10. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 9:04pm UTC
    *sends nudes*
    reply: your room is messy

  11. Blurryface* Blurryface*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 9:40pm UTC
    I'm not the best at everything,
    but I'm good at something.

  12. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    When everything is coming your way,
    you're probably in the wrong lane.

  13. Xx_Haloule_xX Xx_Haloule_xX
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 6:15am UTC
    If you think I hate you...
    i probably do

  14. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Does running out of
    money count as exercise?

  15. yuzermali yuzermali
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 6:58pm UTC
    I feel like everyone is in a relationship and Im just here like:
    I like the tree. Thats a nice tree.

  16. rafaela123 rafaela123
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    Start the conversation, because honestly.
    I have no idea what to talk about.
    I'd probably embaress myself

  17. TylerLumberjack TylerLumberjack
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 1:21am UTC
    Words that will probably start a
    fight:
    Hey, you guys wanna fight?

  18. mustachedbunny mustachedbunny
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    *A few men meet up after years of not seeing eachother*
    Man 1: You guys have any kids?
    Man 2: Nah.
    Man 3: Nope, never wanted any.
    Man 4: You know, the jury's still out there.
    Man 5: Probably.
    Man 6: Used to have a dog, but it ran away. I'm sure a kid would be the same way.

  19. Secret42 Secret42
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    Tailors are clothing experts and could probably bite a hole of any shape.
    ~Dear dumb diary
    My quote.Do not steal

  20. Secret42 Secret42
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    I wonder what they call Chineese food in China.They probably just say,"Here,have some of that food we always have.
    ~Dear dumb diary
    My quote.Do NOT steal

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