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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 24, 2021 3:25pm UTC
    It takes about half a second to say the word 'jiffy.' That's how long a jiffy should officially be.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 19, 2020 2:45pm UTC
    I've fixed the bugs in my time machine prototype. Next step: get the idea to build a time machine prototype.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 30, 2019 1:23am UTC
    God does not play dice with the universe. He plays Russian roulette.

  4. Loki* Loki*
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    May 8, 2014 2:34pm UTC
    What do Nuclear Phyisicists have for lunch?FISSION CHIPSHa. Ha. Ha.I desperately need a life.

  5. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
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    April 23, 2014 6:44pm UTC
    Physics teacher: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted back to you.
    Me: Are you sure about that?

  6. Vinita* Vinita*
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    April 18, 2014 1:04pm UTC
    Teacher: I know a lot about physics.
    Me: I could tell by the way you forgot the 'r' in 'fulcrum'

  7. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
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    January 24, 2014 12:01pm UTC
    *the talk that your mom gives you before a relative comes over*

  8. lynzee lynzee
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    January 17, 2014 6:33pm UTC
    According to the laws of physics, everything has a force of attraction to everything else.This means that everything is attracted to you.Which means everybody is attracted to you.So, your crush is attracted to you.It's physics. You can't argue against that.

  9. anime_lover anime_lover
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    December 11, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    I can be so awkward at times it's unbelievable. I was in Physics and i have a new Physics teacher. He is a student teacher and is very tall. The bell rang and everyone were putting their booklets on the desk he was standing behind. I threw mine to catch up with my friend and instead of it landing on the table it hit his pe*nis. Damn! It was hilarious and he sort of flinched and took a step back. I knew must have been hurt because i threw it with force. I was so scared incase i paper cutted him. Like seriously. I had no idea what to do so i started apologising so much and he was just laughing and then after apologising i just ran out giggling like a crazy person. The next day i had physics and everytime he asked me a question or was explaining something to me i couldn't keep in my laugh. It's so uncontrollable! D: There goes another teacher i can't make eye-contact with now.

  10. Kip Kip
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    November 28, 2013 1:30pm UTC
    The kind of jokes my physics teacher cracks for the class nerds"no falling in love in my class,the only falling i want to hear about is Newton's apple"....not funny,especially when most of us don't get it

  11. -JessehBabeh-* -JessehBabeh-*
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    November 21, 2013 12:45pm UTC
    *Walks into physics lesson from instrumental lesson*
    Random student: "Welcome to the house of fun"
    ._.

  12. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
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    October 18, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    In physics, we're talking about vectors and now I can't stop thinking about Despicable Me when I should be focused on physics.

  13. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
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    October 18, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    Physics Teacher: Does anyone know how astronauts communicate in space?
    Random Girl : Skype
    ...
    ...

  14. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
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    September 16, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    Physics teacher: We will not get distracted today!
    Me: So how exactly is cotton candy made?
    *Twenty minutes and five YouTube videos later*
    Physics teacher: We got distracted, didn't we?

  15. skyewonderland skyewonderland
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    September 11, 2013 5:49am UTC
    Physics is rubbish.

  16. Serotonin Serotonin
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    April 24, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died. You want the physicist to remind your sobbing mother about the first law of thermodynamics; that no energy gets created in the universe, and none is destroyed. You want your mother to know that all your energy, every vibration, every Btu of heat, every wave of every particle that was her beloved child remains with her in this world. You want the physicist to tell your weeping father that amid energies of the cosmos, you gave as good as you got.
    And at one point you’d hope that the physicist would step down from the pulpit and walk to your brokenhearted spouse there in the pew and tell him that all the photons that ever bounced off your face, all the particles whose paths were interrupted by your smile, by the touch of your hair, hundreds of trillions of particles, have raced off like children, their ways forever changed by you. And as your widow rocks in the arms of a loving family, may the physicist let her know that all the photons that bounced from you were gathered in the particle detectors that are her eyes, that those photons created within her constellations of electromagnetically charged neurons whose energy will go on forever.
    And the physicist will remind the congregation of how much of all our energy is given off as heat. There may be a few fanning themselves with their programs as he says it. And he will tell them that the warmth that flowed through you in life is still here, still part of all that we are, even as we who mourn continue the heat of our own lives.
    And you’ll want the physicist to explain to those who loved you that they need not have faith; indeed, they should not have faith. Let them know that they can measure, that scientists have measured precisely the conservation of energy and found it accurate, verifiable and consistent across space and time. You can hope your family will examine the evidence and satisfy themselves that the science is sound and that they’ll be comforted to know your energy’s still around. According to the law of the conservation of energy, not a bit of you is gone; you’re just less orderly. Amen.
    Aaron Freeman, “You Want a Physicist To Speak at Your Funeral”

  17. Bec* Bec*
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    April 18, 2013 4:47am UTC
    Physics teacher: You can't be attracted tom something without it being attacted back to you.
    Me: Are you sure about that.

  18. ecawesomeness ecawesomeness
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    April 11, 2013 9:30am UTC
    First physics law of cartoons:
    gravity will not work until you look down.
    nmq

  19. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
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    March 24, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    I wish that there's a job for cartoon physicists

  20. Jade💕* Jade💕*
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    March 16, 2013 9:36am UTC
    Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
    Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
    The Earth began to cool,
    The autotrophs began to drool,
    Neanderthals developed tools,
    We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
    Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
    That all started with the big bang!
    The Big Bang Theory!<3

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