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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    Have you ever
    just stopped and realized that
    if you hadn’t met a certain person in your life,
    your life would be completely different?

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 2:40pm UTC
    You know,
    I think one of the worst feelings is
    finding out that
    you didn’t mean as much to someone
    as you thought you did,
    and you just feel stupid,
    and because you looked desperate
    about caring too much...

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    Me: You're sitting in my seat
    Kid: I don't see your name on it
    Me: It will be written in your blood if you don't get the f.uck up

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 7:30pm UTC
    Someone: That's so gay
    White girl: OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST SAID THAT. DID YOU? DID YOU REALLY. YOU KNOW, LOVE IS LOVE, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S BETWEEN A BOY AND A BOY OR A GIRL AND A GIRL OR A BOY AND A GIRL, IT'S LOVE. GAY SHOULDN'T BE USED AS AN INSULT, I HOPE YOUR HEAD IS CUT OFF AND THROWN INTO A GAY BAR.
    Someone: That's so gay
    Gay person: I know, right?

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 11:22am UTC
    Person: You're blocking the view
    Me: I am the view

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 1:22pm UTC
    when you’re struggling
    with something,
    look at all the people around you
    and realize that every single person you see
    is struggling with something,
    and to them, it’s just as hard as
    what you’re going through...

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    Every person
    you ever come in contact with
    will have an impression of you.
    Whether it’s a teacher who taught you how to read,
    or someone that you saw in mall across the food court.
    Simple things, really,
    they all mesh together to make a bigger, more beautiful picture.
    But there’s always a few people
    who just doesn’t influence you just… completely change you instead.
    With their help, that picture that you’ve been trying to create
    becomes complete.

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    do you ever have those moments where even if you’re not romantically involved with someone, you see someone else start talking to them and you just kinda wanna hiss and throws things at them because f-ck you that’s my person get your own

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 11:00am UTC
    The ridiculous thing is that I'm actually really smart,
    but I manage to be the dumbest person alive.

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    *sees person 3 miles away* *holds door open for them*

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    fun fact of the day: the human brain cannot makeup faces, therefore every person you see in your dreams is someone you have seen before. THAT MEANS THAT IF YOU MEET YOUR FAVORITE CELEBRITY AND THEY LOOK AT YOUR FACE THERE IS A CHANCE THAT THEY WILL SEE YOU IN A DREAM THEY HAVE OK

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think wow i’m hot then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you’re the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho

  14. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 8:13am UTC
    Being a good person is like
    being a goal keeper.
    No
    matter how many goals you
    save . Peeple will remember
    only the one you missed
    formatcredit- rajsonkar

  15. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    Don't spread rumors about a person
    if you don't have any proven evidences

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end

  17. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 3:20am UTC
    Is it possible for home to be a person and not a place?

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 8:32am UTC
    Person: Hey! Wanna hang out?
    Me: Oh my gosh. How do I get myself out of this?

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard

  20. In_Pursuit_Of_Happiness In_Pursuit_Of_Happiness
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 9:48am UTC
    if a person is born deaf
    what language do they think in?
    mind=blown

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