Best Period Quotes Ever

*kawaii satan*
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 3:19pm UTC

here is a list of some of the worst things ever:
- getting your period on your birthday
- getting your period at christmas
- getting your period at the start of the summer break
- getting your period when you've got something planned
- getting your period on weekends
- getting your period

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 21, 2013 2:51pm UTC

i got my first period on april fools day & no one in my house believed me so i sat in my bathroom all day crying

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Steve*
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 9:57pm UTC

DOES everyone’s voice…
talksuperfastwhenthingsarewrittenlikethis?
Or
in. their. head. pause. between. words. when. a. period. is. placed. between. them?
ANd IF a PERrSon tyPEs Like thls,
THey iMagINe a VOiCe going Up AnD Down?
AND WHEN THE TEXT IS ALL CAPS, YOU SAY IT A LITTLE LOUDER IN YOUR HEAD.

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CharliesTheName
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September 17, 2013 4:21pm UTC

If I were a girl I'd probably just use my period to get away with everything
My boss: Charlita! Why didn't you do this project when I asked you to???
Me: I'm on my period.
My boss: You should go home and get some rest.
My boss: Completely paid for.
My boss: Actually take the whole week off.
My boss: And you know? Take my car.
My boss: Just don't scratch it.
My boss: Actually, go ahead and scratch it. I don't care.
My boss: Just leave.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 11:03am UTC

It always amuses me when guys get nosebleeds. They seem so shocked
and dismayed that this could happen. I mean, blood gushing out of your body making it impossible to laugh or cough or cry without spurting sticky read liquid everywhere? That mus suck.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 3:15pm UTC

My sister just stormed into my room and said
"I JUST GOT MY PERIOD SO IF YOU AS MUCH AS WALK INTO THE SAME ROOM AS ME WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR DI.CK OFF AND FEED IT TO THE DOG"
and left.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 4:02pm UTC

Oh and not only does my 15 year old sister have her period today, but my 11 year old sister just got her first one today. She came crying to me and not my mom or sister for whatever reason. But I looked some stuff up about periods to calm her down and found some stuff out:
1) Period cramps are called Dysmenorrhea
2) Only half of people get period cramps
3) Period cramps are caused when the uterus basically suffocates itself
4) Girls are low on a hormone during their period which causes crazy chocolate cravings
5) Our old old old old ancestors used to not allow for people to see/touch a girl when she was on her period because everyone thought it was due to evil spirits taking over their body for a week.
Well enjoy.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 1:09pm UTC

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haha only girls will get this am I right ladies

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hey_itsgabby
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 12:44pm UTC

Ive always wondered what women do during there period in certain stories
Like do they have pads and tampons in the wizarding world
or do they cast some super absorbing spell to their underwear.
Are girls alowed to bring tampons in the Hunger Games arena
Or do they have to publicly announce they're on their period
and hope some sponsor will send a parachute
Or do they make their own out of moss?
Tell me I'm not the only one whose thought of this

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gab*
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 6:11pm UTC

periods
day 1: Hey, guess what? You're not pregnant! Hold on, did you hear me? You're NOT pregnant!
day 2: You're not pregnant! You're not pregnant! You're not pregnant! yOUU'RE NnnoTTt PreGnANTTTttt,,,!!! Ooh, let me give you some killer cramps just to make sure that you know that you're not going to be carrying any babies. And whenever you laugh, sneeze, or get up after sitting for a long time--I'll have to project my red voice again loudly that you have no need to take a pregnancy test because you know how sometimes you don't hear things! Forget that swim party you were going to go to, no way you'll be able to have fun with my constant reminders, but you just need to know you aren't pregnant! I know you'll want to eat chocolate and stay in bed all day but please just remember you are NOTtttT PregNantttTT. NOTtttT PregNantttTT.
day 3: You're not pregnant cha cha cha cha, cha cha! You're not pregnant cha cha cha cha, cha cha! You're not pregnant cha cha cha cha, cha cha! No fetuses in your uterus this month! Did you hear me this time, do I need to scream it again? YOU ARE NOT PREGNANT! Don't expect a bump on your tummy! Did I forget to mention that you're not pregnant?
day 4: Okay, I think you get the idea now. You're putting away your pads and tampons now but I'm not quite 100% sure I got my point across. I must remind you again and scream blaringly at you when you are the most unprepared that you are NnnoTTt PreGnANTTTttt,,,!!! Sorry if I stain your clothes.
day 5: My voice is tired. I hope I screamed loud enough so you'd know you are indeed not pregnant. My next visit is undetermined, but goodbye for now!

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*_*
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 10:21pm UTC

Nothing is worse than having your period at a concert u g h
Fall out Blood
Pierce the Ovaries
Red Day
My Chemical Hormones
Panic at Uterus
Bring me the Tampons
All Time Flow
Blood on the Dance Floor
Of Mice and Menstrual
Flowing in Reverse

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xxrebeccaxx
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 11:46am UTC

Uh oh, got my period..
better call up my friend giovanna, she might want my tampon when i'm done.

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pinkneonlights_
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 4:47pm UTC

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me.
Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper “I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours? "

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michbart4
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 4:10pm UTC

Instead of storing blood, the uterus should just
store snacks &like once a month you'll
get a bag of chips or something

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Heyitspoppy
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 2:38pm UTC

When people blame me being angry on my period I just say:
"I started my day waking up in a pool of blood. I could end yours the same way if you like?"

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 8:20am UTC

I woke up at 6 in the morning and cried.
I didn't know why I was crying I was just crying.
Then I went upstairs and saw a mini murder scene in my pants.
& now I know why I was crying.........................................

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 11:08am UTC

Me on my period: IF I WERE A BOY

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
January 15, 2014 5:27pm UTC

Me: Lol at your bloody underwear
Raven: Lol at you having to wash them
Me: Lol at me so not washing those. Ew.
Raven: Lol at you better wash them otherwise I will rip your strands of DNA out one by one, tie them together and hang you with them.
Me: Lol at me going to wash them right away.
Girls are scary.

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H3LL0G00DBY3
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 2:08pm UTC

me: can I go to the bathroom?
teacher: yes but you don't need your bag.
me: actually yes I do..
teacher: why?
me: because im a girl..
teacher: oh? .. OH! $hit go go
*true story
*male teacher

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DakkyDukky
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 9:43am UTC

Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it

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