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1. pizza*
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2013 7:14am UTC
   I wish
   people looked at me the way i look at mcdonalds.
   
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2. pizza*
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2013 7:11am UTC
   I need a phone with 500% battery life
   🔋
   
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3. pizza*
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   July 14, 2013 11:08am UTC
   Me on my period: IF I WERE A BOY
   
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4. pizza*
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   July 14, 2013 5:57am UTC
   the cake mixture tastes better than the actual
   c a k e.
   Format by Breeze
   
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5. pizza*
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2012 4:58am UTC
   I need snow
   to make it feel like christmas.
   
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6. pizza*
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2012 2:29am UTC
   A jealous girl can
   do better
   research than
   the FBI.
   
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7. pizza*
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2012 2:26am UTC
   Have you ever noticed that the ' & ' sign looks like a guy dragging his butt across the floor?
   Made me laugh so much (twitter) nmf.
   
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8. pizza*
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2012 2:21am UTC
   ALWAYS BE YOURSELF.
   Unless you can be batman.
   Then always be batman.
   nmf/nmq
   
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9. pizza*
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2012 2:13am UTC
   I hate it when i'm texting lying down and my phone just decides to turn all ninja and slip through my hands and attack my face.
   
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10. pizza*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 2:11am UTC
    Most teenagers my age get into trouble for drinking or smoking...but i get into trouble for being on the computer too much.
    (True Story)
    
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11. pizza*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 2:08am UTC
    The more time I spend with you, the more i realize i am doing something that i told myself i would never do again... Fall In Love
    
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12. pizza*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 2:06am UTC
    Good Grades
    Social Life
    Enough Sleep
    Pick Two.
    
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13. pizza*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 1:46am UTC
    My heart is beating, because today I will meet him♥
    
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14. pizza*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    ILoveHim..♥
    
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15. pizza*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 4:51am UTC
    Want to go out with me?
    No
    What did i just say?
    Want to go out with me?
    Ok, sure :D
    nmf / nmq
    
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16. pizza*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 4:44am UTC
    He Just Said Your Too 'Lazy'.
    Me:WHAT!Go tell him i'm not.
    nmf l nmq
    
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17. pizza*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 4:38am UTC
    You + Gum + School =
    Instant Popularity
    nmq/nmf
    
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18. pizza*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 9:35am UTC
    Spongebob: l (o) (o) l
    Patrick: / (o) (o) \
    Squidward: ( (o) (o) )
    Mr.Krabs: l lol lol l
    
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19. pizza*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    If unicorns...
    Exist in our imagination...
    Do we exist in theirs?
    nmf/nmq(twitter)
    
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20. pizza*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    My favourite school subject is lunch.
    nmf/nmq(twitter)
    
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