Ninja Quotes

arnoraaxo
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July 26, 2015 12:51pm UTC

that moment when you drop something and then catch it like a ninja!
that's weird, last time i checked ninjas don't drop things....
what now?

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Funnybunny12
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May 14, 2014 5:26pm UTC

Women want someone who can make them laugh…and someone who they feel safe with…so basically, a clown ninja.

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ARoomThatIsAHouse
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April 21, 2014 9:16pm UTC

ONLY NINJAS CAN READ THIS!
Congrats! You are officaily a ninja.
Now Fave this and leave people who don't get it super confused.

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Kynx*
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March 19, 2014 4:05am UTC

I love the expression "skilled ninja in kickassery." Can that be my new catchphrase? Can I like, fit it into almost every quote I write? Its just so epic.

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chachawawabubu
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March 13, 2014 6:59pm UTC

Bucket List #4
Learn to climb a wall like Spiderman

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ForWhomTheBellTolls*
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March 3, 2014 8:08pm UTC

Google +The only guy ever to ask me my number.//Cries In corner

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willersmit*
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January 25, 2014 3:25pm UTC

In my class, we are doing this race where we get clues and try to get them done first. My group was in 2nd when the 3rd place group tied and their messenger looks at me as we are both about to get the clue checked.We have to stand by this line to get it checked. This is how it went:
Him: *Runs towards line and almost makes it*
Me: *Jumps over desks like a ninja, throws him out of the way(he weighs like 90 lbs) and slides to the line*
Teacher: HOLY....SHOOT!
Me: Ninja style
Class: Laughs and high fives me

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RoseNightshade1799
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November 11, 2013 10:22pm UTC

I finally figured it out.
Ninjas.
Their secret.
It's not years of practice.
It's not natural epic kickassness.
It's just really fuzzy, sound-muffling socks.

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NeverFadingBeauty*
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November 6, 2013 6:28pm UTC

I am so ninja that I can trip over nothing, upstairs, and then faceplant into my bed.
Never getting hurt in the process ;D

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^_^*
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October 12, 2013 9:49am UTC

Dropping something, then catching it mid-air and feel like a Ninja

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*compassionate soul*
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October 6, 2013 1:48pm UTC

I may not look like much, but I'm pro at pretending to be a ninja ;3

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BluRoseHeart*
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September 10, 2013 11:37pm UTC

"I'm a ninja!"
"No you're not."
"Did you see me do that?"
'Do what?"
"Exactly."

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boycrazy97
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September 10, 2013 4:57pm UTC

If your a Ninja you will see my secret...
My first secret is that I fear that I am not
loved by my family the always push me aside.
Favorite my quote and I will confess my darkest
secrets.
.....If you dont know my secret
your not a Ninja and wont understand
why this quote has so many likes lol

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
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August 29, 2013 10:17pm UTC

When I see a bug in my room,
I become a badas$ ninja warrior.

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Alexisiscool
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August 5, 2013 3:04pm UTC

Me: When I grow up I want to be
teenage mutant ninja turtle
Mum: but honey you a human, so you can't be a teenage mutant ninja turtle, apart from that your fine!
Me: damn you MUMMMM!!!!!

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