Best Ninja Quotes This Week

glitter162*
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 7:17pm UTC

I could be writing the most boring
text ever, but the minute someone looks over my shoulder, that text becomes top secret.

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^_^*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 9:49am UTC

Dropping something, then catching it mid-air and feel like a Ninja

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 7:12pm UTC

That awesome moment when
you drop something and you catch it right before it hits the ground.

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CTomlinson
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 11:28am UTC

Fluffy Socks
2% Comfort, 3% Warmth, 95% Sliding Around Like A Boss

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 5:45pm UTC

I will Higher a Ninja,
to slap you in the face unexpectedly

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Amenah
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 6:07pm UTC

Don't let your lines blur.
Don't lose yourself.

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 10:47am UTC

I understand that scissors can beat paper. And I get how rock can beat scissors. But there's no way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobie? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors. Why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why. Because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock paper scissors. I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in their face with my already clenched fist and say oh sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

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BrokenTwilight
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 2:30pm UTC

Here's To the genius,
Who came up with the idea of
Fluffy socks
With rubber on the bottom.
You ruined my only means of happiness.
Sincerely,
Can't slide across the floor like a ninja.
Format: Juiletechoecho

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NeverFadingBeauty*
posted a quote
November 6, 2013 6:28pm UTC

I am so ninja that I can trip over nothing, upstairs, and then faceplant into my bed.
Never getting hurt in the process ;D

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shesjustokay
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 3:38pm UTC

Only Ninjas can read this quote.
Hello,now you're a classified ninja , any questions?Welcome to the ninja team haha:D Hope you have SWAGERR !:D

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 10:17pm UTC

When I see a bug in my room,
I become a badas$ ninja warrior.

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arnoraaxo
posted a quote
July 26, 2015 12:51pm UTC

that moment when you drop something and then catch it like a ninja!
that's weird, last time i checked ninjas don't drop things....
what now?

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iTori0716
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 6:22pm UTC

If it takes serious skills ot trip over flat surfaces, I must be a NINJA

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BluRoseHeart*
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 11:37pm UTC

"I'm a ninja!"
"No you're not."
"Did you see me do that?"
'Do what?"
"Exactly."

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willersmit*
posted a quote
January 25, 2014 3:25pm UTC

In my class, we are doing this race where we get clues and try to get them done first. My group was in 2nd when the 3rd place group tied and their messenger looks at me as we are both about to get the clue checked.We have to stand by this line to get it checked. This is how it went:
Him: *Runs towards line and almost makes it*
Me: *Jumps over desks like a ninja, throws him out of the way(he weighs like 90 lbs) and slides to the line*
Teacher: HOLY....SHOOT!
Me: Ninja style
Class: Laughs and high fives me

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boycrazy97
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 4:57pm UTC

If your a Ninja you will see my secret...
My first secret is that I fear that I am not
loved by my family the always push me aside.
Favorite my quote and I will confess my darkest
secrets.
.....If you dont know my secret
your not a Ninja and wont understand
why this quote has so many likes lol

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