Lolno Quotes

MrsJHutch
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August 14, 2013 4:44pm UTC

You should date me cause I may be ugly now but I'm like a fine wine, I'll uh probably get better with age

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JazzySnow
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July 31, 2013 8:44am UTC

Never doubt my weaseling abilities for they are epic and memorable in their scope.

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Swag Unicorn*
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July 28, 2013 11:37pm UTC

*Getting ready for a party*
Friend: Omg is my makeup okay?
Me: Well you have some face on your foundation.

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DeathlyHallows
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July 11, 2013 3:39pm UTC

At my physical this morning,
they asked me if I had friends.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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July 8, 2013 12:39am UTC

Reasons why I don't want to get married:
- please, that much money for a one day ceremony? yeah right
- I am not working on losing 100lbs just to squeeze into a dress which I'd probably stain 2 seconds before walking down the isle.
- I don't want to be around when my partner realizes what he got himself into, cries and has a panic attack before he files for a divorce

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Bec*
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July 7, 2013 9:27pm UTC

Naming parts of spiders: nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

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Bec*
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July 6, 2013 2:46am UTC

At least I run faster than internet explorer.

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kowhyda*
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July 3, 2013 6:41pm UTC

Me:*wakes up*
Me: Oh, wow, it's my birthday today.
Me: Guess I should go be productive and hang out with my family and friends...
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Lolno
Me: *goes back to sleep*

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MeaganWynd
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 1:13am UTC

Lady in The streets, freak in The sheets. Nuff said..

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the_last_hope
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 5:35pm UTC

Whenever I go for a jog
and it's raining, I like to pretend that someone killed
my family and I have to get strong and avenge their death.

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Everybodydotheflop
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 2:56pm UTC

Homework?
lolno.

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hey_its_mal
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 2:21am UTC

Bailey: Pageants are about more than beauty. You can win scholarships. Plus, they judge you on talent, poise, personality--
Cody: Oh, I know. I've been in a beauty pageant before.
Bailey: You mean, like for men?
Cody: Ye-no.
(Bailey gets a weirded out look on her face)
Cody: Don't judge me. When I met you, you were a dude.

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JenHeartsYuu
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 5:19pm UTC

I hate it when I'm listening to a band/singer and I tell my friend about them, and then the next day she's like: "OMG, I LUV THEM!11!!111!!!!!"
Like, no.

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GodsGurllyyGurl
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May 28, 2013 6:49pm UTC

Witty Profiles is more fun with friends. Tell your friends about Witty.
...thats cute Steve...

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tacosliketoparty
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May 22, 2013 2:28am UTC

I hate it when people do quotes
that I made months ago
and get like 149 faves on it.
I thought people were meant to be original?

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 8:10pm UTC

Yesterday i was at a mall.
This 75 year oldish guy was behind me.
He had one prosthetic leg. There were children pointing and laughing.
The man came CLOSE to me and whispered,
"Unicorns are real" <3
yeah lol no nothing inspirational happens to me

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 5:02pm UTC

i think that it's, like, an unofficial rule that
basements and attics are supposed to be scary.

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loganloveswitty_23
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 10:10am UTC

In vocal: I don't sing, lol no.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 8:02pm UTC

i had grandparents day today.
tomorrow i have color war and a half day.
then i have two days off and eleven
more days left of school. i'm actually
convinced that my school is fake.

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sophsunflower12
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May 11, 2013 8:32pm UTC

my friend watched all nine seasons of one tree hill
in one month. if that's not talent, i don't know what is.

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