Best Lolno Quotes This Week

Eli22b
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 3:09pm UTC

It's official,
I have plans for Valentines day.
Dentist appointment: 4:00 PM

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 5:40pm UTC

it's March. someone please enlighten me
as to why there's still snow on the ground.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 3:58pm UTC

When rappers say their names at the beginning of a song
...uh, if i'm listening to your song, chances are that
i kinda already know who you are...

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 5:05pm UTC

so tell me,
when exactly did originality go out of style?

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EdSheeran
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 3:04pm UTC

NEGATIVITY ISN'T THE WAY TO GO
SMILE MORE AND EAT SOME CHOCOLATE
- ed sheeran

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 7:05pm UTC

i hate reading a story with good
writing but a terrible plot almost as
much as i hate reading a story with
terrible writing but a good plot.

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Cammie
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 1:03pm UTC

99% of boys are hot.
The other 1% go to my school.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 5:02pm UTC

i think that it's, like, an unofficial rule that
basements and attics are supposed to be scary.

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kowhyda*
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 6:41pm UTC

Me:*wakes up*
Me: Oh, wow, it's my birthday today.
Me: Guess I should go be productive and hang out with my family and friends...
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Lolno
Me: *goes back to sleep*

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 5:42pm UTC

I'm actually really attractive if you
close your eyes and don't look at me.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 7:55pm UTC

"if someone dumps you, then they
weren't worth your time to begin with."
-my male history teacher during class today

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 6:15pm UTC

*Insert funny quote that people will love and favourite that'll make me Witty famous here*

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_Jannette
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 8:18am UTC

For as much as they tell you about Stop, Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
F O R M A T C R E D: _Janette | DON'T REMOVE PLEASE

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 6:48pm UTC

Me: Mom, I'm hungry.
Mom: Hi, Hungry, I'm--
Me: No. Just no. Stop.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 1:32am UTC

Imagine Dragons at first: Oml. I love them!
Imagine Dragons after the radio plays them non stop: Ugh. Shut up already. I understand you're Radioactive. That doesn't mean you need to be Radio Active

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 6:59pm UTC

we were just about to make eye contact--
....and then i woke up.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 9:08pm UTC

forgetting your phone at home for the day:
scariest. thing. ever.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 5:12pm UTC

“He really was beautiful. I know boys aren’t supposed to be, but he was.”
-John Green

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 10:17pm UTC

*comes back from five-day trip*
mom: so, what did you miss most about home?
me: uhhh...my computer...and the wi-fi.