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Leah *
posted a quote
September 17, 2014 11:19pm UTC

late night thoughts all about you

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livelaflove
posted a quote
July 26, 2014 1:30pm UTC

My mother just told me to stop listening to music.
I scoff.

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Vinita*
posted a quote
June 12, 2014 3:45pm UTC

Trigonometry?
Ha.
No.
I'm not that Asian.

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appleloop*
posted a quote
January 27, 2014 5:53pm UTC

My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called Lunch.

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rafaela123
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January 2, 2014 10:40pm UTC

When someone asks for your kik and gives you a compliment
Me: .....bye!
smh smh

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_Jannette
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 8:18am UTC

For as much as they tell you about Stop, Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
F O R M A T C R E D: _Janette | DON'T REMOVE PLEASE

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aaasiyaaa
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 6:39pm UTC

Something Original.
See. Done.
Gosh. This is so awk. Making that first quote.
You know what, I think I'll just stop talking typing...

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Hanny*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 6:28pm UTC

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

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rainbowsandcookies
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 11:03am UTC

*cute guy brushes my shoulder in corridors*
me:
*puts plastic bag on arm and showers*

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 6:29am UTC

I'm glad I know sign language.
It's pretty handy.

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 6:15pm UTC

Are crocs making a comeback?
I've noticed crocs stores and
people wearing crocs to school.
I thought these things weren't
even supposed to exsist.

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twerk4food
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 2:57pm UTC

and if you still cant see anything beautiful about yourself,
get a better mirror;
look a little closer;
stare a little long.
because there's something inside of you that made you keep trying despite all of the people who told you to quit,
you built a cast around your broken heart and you signed it, you signed it
THEY WERE WRONG.

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Everybodydotheflop
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 3:39pm UTC

I don't understand how Gerard Way is 36, married, has a little girl and still makes a more attractive teenage girl than me like why is this happening I'm not happy with this

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LollingUpHearts
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 12:49pm UTC

" We are all going to die from stubbornness"
no! we don't

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 1:32am UTC

Imagine Dragons at first: Oml. I love them!
Imagine Dragons after the radio plays them non stop: Ugh. Shut up already. I understand you're Radioactive. That doesn't mean you need to be Radio Active

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 6:15pm UTC

*Insert funny quote that people will love and favourite that'll make me Witty famous here*

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 6:40pm UTC

So I'm only like a week into school and so far 3 teachers have told me to smile more.
lolno.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 8:30pm UTC

Person: *posts good quote*
Person: *Uses ok format*
Person: *Uses Comic Sans*
Me: To fave or not to fave?

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 4:40pm UTC

Everyone on Witty:
Friends: It was so fun!
Friends: You should have came.
Them: You should have invited me...
Apparently just me:
Friends: It was so fun!
Me: I doubt it.
Friends: You should have came.
Me: lol no.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 8:36pm UTC

i am so kewl
wid mah kewl format
and mah kewl lack of gramer
and kewl speeling.
i bet u wish u were me
caz i be so kewl
and u be so not kewl.

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