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Birthday: December 15

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Oh my glob! LUMP OFF

Hello my name is Jenna,
I'm a writer and a blogger,
sometimes I'm an acror,
but mainly I'm the girl who sits at home and eats food violently whilst sobbing over fanfictions or Youtubers and celebrities that don't know I exist...
Nice to meet ya, darling!

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  1. JenHeartsYuu JenHeartsYuu
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    And the hardest part of living is just taking breaths to stay, cause I know I'm good for something, I just haven't found it yet.... and I need it.

  2. JenHeartsYuu JenHeartsYuu
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 12:53am UTC
    me: [[gets on facebook]]
    me: [[reads some posts]]
    me: [[eye twitches]]
    me: [[bangs head against a wall]]
    me: [[gets off facebook and continues to hate everyone i know for their stupidity]]

  3. JenHeartsYuu JenHeartsYuu
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 12:10pm UTC
    I hate it when people who are "natural" and don't wear makeup and don't dye their hair and other sh*t are seen as being better than the people that do. I'm gonna wear a ton of foundation and contour my face and draw on my eyebrows and wear false lashes and lipstick and dye my hair white and wear push up bras and dress nicely and WORDS CAN'T BRING ME DOWN B*TCH

  4. JenHeartsYuu JenHeartsYuu
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    If you ever decide to unfollow me, that's cool, but we need to sing "Gotta Go My Own Way" from High School Musical 2 first.

  5. JenHeartsYuu JenHeartsYuu
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    I'm not saying I'm a great actress or anything, but I've won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio.

  6. JenHeartsYuu JenHeartsYuu
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 10:25pm UTC
    I try so hard to be someone perfect for you, but I still feel like a waste of your time.

  7. JenHeartsYuu JenHeartsYuu
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 1:12pm UTC
    When you're gone the pieces of my heart are missing you.

  8. JenHeartsYuu JenHeartsYuu
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 12:50am UTC
    Doctor: Are you sexually active?
    Me: *Laughs hysterically*
    Me: *turns into a potato*
    Me: *rolls off into the sunset*

  9. JenHeartsYuu JenHeartsYuu
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart.

  10. JenHeartsYuu JenHeartsYuu
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 1:41am UTC
    "Exit the womb," they said.
    "Life will be great," they said.

  11. JenHeartsYuu JenHeartsYuu
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    Me: Hey mom, do you need any help?
    Mom: No thank you, sweetie.
    *five minutes later*

  12. JenHeartsYuu JenHeartsYuu
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    I made a bunch of friend's on this website, but then I stopped using it, and I've just come back to it... now all my friend's are gone.

  13. JenHeartsYuu JenHeartsYuu
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 5:19pm UTC
    I hate it when I'm listening to a band/singer and I tell my friend about them, and then the next day she's like: "OMG, I LUV THEM!11!!111!!!!!"
    Like, no.

  14. JenHeartsYuu JenHeartsYuu
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 12:19pm UTC
    My teacher: Do you have your phone out?!
    Me: shhh! *holds test up*
    My teacher: I see---
    Me: shhhh.... *slides phone in pocket* I'm testing.

  15. JenHeartsYuu JenHeartsYuu
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 11:03pm UTC
    My cousin: Hashtag forever alone.
    Me: Hashtag same.
    My cousin: Hashtag hashtag
    My cousin: Okay, shut up, it's annoying now.
    Me: awe...
    My cousin: Hashtag sorry.

  16. JenHeartsYuu JenHeartsYuu
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    'To be or not to be...?' That is the question.

  17. JenHeartsYuu JenHeartsYuu
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    "I don't intend to ever lose that kid in me, life is way too short, its been a fun ride and I do like doing new things."
    -My Mother

  18. JenHeartsYuu JenHeartsYuu
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    I just want to dance with somebody. I wanna feel the heat with somebody. Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody.
    With somebody who loves me.

  19. JenHeartsYuu JenHeartsYuu
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    Summer. Love
    Chapter One
    He promised me he wouldn't forget about us...
    Iris' POV
    August Twenty-Fourth. The day where everyone goes back to school to make friends and have a good time- What the hell am I saying? School is like being thrown into a locked cage and then be shoved under water to die. Yeah, I think that sums up the whole school thing nicely. "Rissa! Get going, the bus--"
    "Heck no! I'm taking my car!" I yelled back before my mother could finish her sentence. She didn't respond so I guess she was too aggravated to care. I slipped on a pair of floral skinny jeans, a white blouse and then my pink flats, then I walked down stairs to my mother greeting me with a bagel with cream cheese on it. Delightful. "Here's your keys." she said, tossing them at me from the key hanger near the kitchen archway. "Thanks, mom. Bye."
    "Have a nice day, sweety." I smile at her then walk out of my house and into the cool fall morning. The leaves were still green right now, but not for long. I entered my dark blue minivan, tossing my purse on the passenger side. I finished off my bagel then I started the car, hearing it purr as usual. I pressed the gas and sped out of the driveway, heading down the road to school.
    When I got there, my best friend Bethany, or Annie for short was standing there in all her glory. She had the capability of being a cheerleader, or you know, the casual pretty popular girl. But she chose me over that. That's why she's my best friend. "Rissa!" She greeted as she waved her hand violently. I smiled at her and stepped out of my car after parking it and snatching my purse from the passanger side. Bethany ran over to me, tackling me into a hug that almost made me fall on the pavement. "I missed you!" She squeaked. I laughed and said, "I missed you too."
    "How was Orlando Florida?" She asked as we began to step inside of Northbridge Highschool. I shrugged and stayed silent until we reached my locker, people will eavesdrop, this school is sketchy. "Well. Besides the boy it was terribl---"
    "Boy?! Give me details!"
    I laughed at her enthusiasm and grabbed my binder's from my purse, I set two in my locker and kept the other one and my gym clothes. Yeah, gym for second period sucks. "He was a guy. His name was Harry Style's and he was so cute, and we kind of.. got close."
    "Did you just say... Harry Styles?"
    "Um, yeah... why?"
    "Do you not know who that is, Riss?" She squeaked, trying her best to keep her voice from rising. I shook my head side to side and her eyes, I swear, were popping out of her head. "He's in One Direction, one of the most famous boybands of this generation, do you live under a rock?!" I blinked.
    "I made love to a famous person?" I said, running out of breath. Her eyes widened even more, if that was even possible. "You.... did the nasty with a celebrity?" She gasped.
    My vision was getting blurry now.
    He was a what?
    I did what with a who?
    How was this chapter, guys?

  20. JenHeartsYuu JenHeartsYuu
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 3:43am UTC
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