Ironic Quotes

ohnodarlingno
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December 28, 2013 11:30am UTC

It's ironic how we kill flowers because they're beautiful, and we kill ourselves because we think we're not

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RoseNightshade1799
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December 3, 2013 7:22pm UTC

I just found out that my crush was born on Tax Day.
Dear Jesus.

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7year-hole*
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November 24, 2013 1:43am UTC

Marilyn Monroe and Albert Einstein
Once, at a prestigious social gathering, Marilyn Monroe spotted Albert Einstein from across the room and remarked in her sensual voice to a nearby attendent, "imagine if me and Einstein had a baby, it could be perfect. Beautiful like me, and smart like him". Only a few minutes later did someone approach Einstein to tell him what Ms. Monroe had just said, and he replied with; "but what if it turns out opposite? Ugly like me, and dumb like her".

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mikuhatsune331
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November 14, 2013 4:59pm UTC

“I wont cry, it'll be fine. I'll take my last breath. Push it out my chest 'til there's nothing left.”

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mikuhatsune331
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November 14, 2013 4:55pm UTC

At this very moment they are so depressed to the point that they've never felt this feeling before.

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Reid*
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November 8, 2013 5:43pm UTC

don't be careless, just care less

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QuoteMyLife
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November 6, 2013 9:29pm UTC

when a wh*re gives you relationship advice.

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Breeze
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October 31, 2013 6:36pm UTC

Isn't it ironic?
We ignore the ones who adore us,
adore the ones who ignore us,
love the ones who hurt us
and hurt the ones who love us
Format by Breeze

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sophieeee
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October 29, 2013 6:54am UTC

irony(n.)―
drawing trees on
paper.

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beautiful❥*
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October 25, 2013 9:35pm UTC

s i c k i s t h e n e w s a n e

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beautiful❥*
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October 25, 2013 9:28pm UTC

but it turns out you were wrong
turns out theres no one
youre forgotten

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beautiful❥*
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 8:39pm UTC

thigh gap
thigh g
thigh
thig
th
thre
three piec
three pieces
three pieces of piz
three pieces of pizza

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beautiful❥*
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October 25, 2013 8:36pm UTC

life goes on
and so will i

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beautiful❥*
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 8:32pm UTC

e
life
is way
too short
to spend
another day
at war
with yourself

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happiest*
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October 22, 2013 1:37pm UTC

not having children until 2090 because i want 90s kids

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AlwaysBe
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October 13, 2013 7:11am UTC

The war for peace, how ironic

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PrincessElla
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October 7, 2013 10:31am UTC

I hate all these scientific people,I think to myself as I sit in Advanced Science

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Dishonored*
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September 30, 2013 10:23pm UTC

I was just walking towards my
mom's car to go buy her some
cigarettes, and I tripped over air,
twisted my ankle, and scraped
my knee, and it's oh so funny since
I made a quote the other day about
tripping over air and I mean, the irony.

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LettingSecretsGo
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September 29, 2013 9:48pm UTC

Masks
She had blue skin
and so did he.
He kept it hid
and so did she.
They searched for blue
their whole life through,
then passed right by-
and never knew.

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*Yours Truly*
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September 26, 2013 2:53am UTC

The people who write love stories tend to be the lonliest.

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