Ironic Quotes

PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
November 14, 2016 3:35am UTC

YOU BATHE IN ACID AND EXPECT
NOT
TO
D I S
S O L
V E.

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Raxin
posted a quote
April 23, 2016 5:41pm UTC

Inspirational
Hope for the hopeless
Help for the helpless
Joy for the joyless
Home for the homeless
Ironic
Art for the artless
Age for the ageless
Time for the timeless
Law for the lawless
Meaning for the meaningless
Sin for the sinless
Clever
Aim for the aimless
Wit for the witless
End for the endless
Nonsense
Hap for the hapless
Cord for the cordless
Base for the baseless
Best
Un for the unless

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
July 25, 2015 12:18pm UTC

I could Never Say it like I SScarenamg it
Format by Breeze

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
June 19, 2015 7:27pm UTC

I
know
you're
dead
Inside,
But
you
make
me
feel
ALIVE

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
April 15, 2015 5:30pm UTC

♚
Keep
Calm
and
RIP
THAT
SCANDALOUS
B ! T [ H
IN
TWO.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
March 18, 2015 10:37pm UTC

I'm just
the Man
on the
Balcony singing:
"Nobody will
ever Remember
Me..."
A Composer
but never Composed,
Singing the
Symphonies of
the Overdosed.
a Composer,
but Never
Composed.
Singing:
"I only
want what
I can't Have"

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
November 11, 2014 11:36pm UTC

“
I'm Squidward,
I'm Squidward.
Squidward
Squidward
Squidward
#SpongebobHipsterpants
”

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MelissaaAnnee.*
posted a quote
October 19, 2014 11:51pm UTC

I never thought that I would have to call the PoliceOn my brother.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
August 3, 2014 9:20pm UTC

IT'S LIKE
ten thousand spoons [ w h e n a l l y a n e e d ]
x||||||| is a »
KNIFE.

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RenieTG
posted a quote
June 17, 2014 3:46pm UTC

How to take a good selfie:
Step1:Have an I-phone
Step2:Be preety
Congrats!Now you have the perfect selfie! ☺

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xMGY_
posted a quote
June 4, 2014 7:51pm UTC

Isn’t it ironic? We ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us and love those who hurt us.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
May 10, 2014 12:05am UTC

I'm friends with all my mom's
work friends on facebook, and
this one lady shared a post all
about cheating. basically, it was
like "if you don't love someone,
leave them. don't cheat, it'll just
make everything more painful."
and s.hit like that. and I just find it
really ironic because she has
both cheated on her husband,
and refused to leave him. like,
right, it's much better to be in a
miserable a.ss marriage with
adultery then to just get a
f.ucking divorce.

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BreeeFayy*
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 11:00pm UTC

Because this is hard.
This is way harder than I thought.
I'm so concerned with ending
that I don't even know the plot

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josie*
posted a quote
March 1, 2014 4:25pm UTC

do you remember when you were a child
and you thought that when you
became a teenager
when you became older,
you would party every night
until 4am
its quite ironic
because little did you know
that at 4am
you'd be hysterically crying
debating whether to take your life
or not

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posted a quote
February 20, 2014 11:04am UTC

Perfect
A word used to describe the most broken of people with the worst of lives

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tothexmoonxandback
posted a quote
February 6, 2014 7:37pm UTC

『 Lost for words with so much to say. 』

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emmahood31
posted a quote
January 27, 2014 10:30pm UTC

I got $127 for my birthday and my birthday is 1-27!

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 27, 2014 2:08pm UTC

the most iconic song lyric will always be
tell your boyfriend if he say he’s got beef that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t
f-ckin scared of him

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Morgan*
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 11:50am UTC

I was looking through my quotes and listening to music and right as the singer said that line, I read a quote that said the same thing...

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ElmosWhoree*
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 7:05pm UTC

In the song The Bomb Dot Com by
Sleeping With Sirens
is a line that goes, "It's all for you".
When I heard that, it reminded me of the scene from
The Omen where the boys nanny or whatever
hangs herself, and right before she
jumps she yells "it's all for you damien,
it's all for you."
;-;

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