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Best Imagine Quotes This Week

  1. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 10:19am UTC
    a list of sounds:
    -high heels clacking on the marble tiles of a church
    -a soda can being opened
    -a plastic-covered library book being pressed flat, crunching the binding
    -a marble rolling on a wooden floor
    -wood popping and crackling as it burns

  2. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 5:19pm UTC
    Wow imagine having a boyfriend like a living breathing person who wants to spend time with you and kiss you and make you happy like what where can i order one online

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 4:24pm UTC
    when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my azz off” I mean “lmao”

  4. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 9:58pm UTC
    So happy that McDonalds don't sell hotdogs.
    I don't think I can order a McWeiner with a straight face. And don't get me started on
    supersizing..

  5. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 1:32pm UTC
    Imagine:
    logging on to Witty and seeing one of your quotes on the first page.
    Lucky for some...
    -_-

  6. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 9:23am UTC
    imagine
    meeting
    someone
    of your
    mixed up
    soul. *
    who understood even the dustiest corners

  7. IrishRover69 IrishRover69
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    Imagine reading a book of all the conversations about you...

  8. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 11:57pm UTC
    imagine liking someone who:
    -wasn't out of your league
    -wasn't miles away
    -was single
    -actually liked you
    woah imagine

  9. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 4:39am UTC
    imagine loving someone so much that you'd push an
    entire human out of your vágina for them like that is wild

  10. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    Picture This #5
    Haven't done one of these in a while, but I just found a ton of adorable pictures. I *had* to do it again!
    You're hanging out with your boyfriend Louis and the boys, when Louis' ex walks in through the door... <3
    http://25.media.tumblr.com/2af0e83eb7a7c519422896a8b686142c/tumblr_mg4flulzuP1s1zsswo1_500.gif
    Click^

  11. Papaute Papaute
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    format by Papaute
    Imagine yourself as a castle. You’re designed to be strong, to withstand all the cannons, and all the objects thrown at you. Maybe you have a moat and great giant door that’s locked, so that only the best people, the most loyal, the most trustworthy can cross. All these things are a part of your castle, to ensure that all the precious things you keep inside aren’t damaged. But here’s what you need to make sure of. Those pillars, the ones that hold the castle up, you need to build those yourself. You can’t let anyone else be those pillars, because things change, people come and go and all of a sudden your castle needs renovating. What happens if those people who were meant to be your pillars suddenly decide to move on? Your whole castle will fall won’t it. So build them yourself. Then no matter what happens, your castle won’t ever fall.

  12. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 12:28pm UTC
    People used to imagine
    that 2014 would be full on flying cars
    but all we have is blankets with sleeves f*ck this l'm done
    Format by Breeze

  13. gimmesun123 gimmesun123
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 9:15am UTC
    If ever you feel sad,
    Imagine a T-Rex trying to put a hat on.

  14.  Hatshepsut * Hatshepsut *
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 11:40am UTC
    If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone,
    might as well hit them hard

  15. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 11:41am UTC

    IT'S STRANGE BECAUSE SOMETIMES
    I READ A BOOK AND I THINK I AM
    THE CHARACTERS IN THE BOOK.

  16. Sofie101 Sofie101
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 9:41am UTC
    I can't imagine,
    my life, w i t h o u t y o u .

  17. TaintedCherry TaintedCherry
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    Who wants an imagine?
    - One Direction, any boy <3.

    Just write the boy, your name and a description of yourself in the comments :) - offer a scenario too if you like

  18. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 7:12am UTC
    When you imagine it, there are no limitations, but we all know that when it comes to doing it, there are limitations. The difference between you completing that goal and not is wether or not you chose to remove those limitations.

  19. Bec* Bec* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 9:41pm UTC
    Is it weird to imagine important people as kids. Like obama probably wrote 'boobs' on a calculator and laughed.

  20. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 2:46am UTC
    Imagine there's no heaven
    It's easy if you try
    No hell below us
    Above us only sky

:)

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