Best Holidays Quotes This Year

RingoStar
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 12:05pm UTC

Only in America:
1.) Do we watch a ball drop on New Years
2.) Let Groundhogs tell us when spring is coming
3.) Prank people on the first day of April
4.) Carve faces on big orange fruits called pumpkins
5.) Watch the president pardon a turkey before feasting
6.) Trample over eachother to get good deals on gifts
7.) Keep Christmas decorations up until May
8.) Don't use the metric system, like the rest of the world
9.) Laws like: it's illegal for a tenant to bite his landlord.
10.) Do we have holidays like: National wiggle your toes day
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Breeze
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December 11, 2013 7:03pm UTC

❄ I'm dreaming of a white christmas ❄
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\ /____
Breeze

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karsonblake
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 5:27pm UTC

Thanksgiving = Family Dysfunction at it's best.

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RubiLouise
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 5:23pm UTC

So I'm 16
And I still have to write to Santa, every year, or I won't get anything.

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natalieidc
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 7:16pm UTC

christmas list:
killer eyebrows
a boyfriend
anything edible really
selfie skills

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Onism*
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 2:15pm UTC

& today,
is the beginning of my 15th cycle around the sun

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PirateChic97
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 12:15pm UTC

Happy Father's Day...
Miss you daddy...</3
R.I.P

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Vinita*
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 6:48pm UTC

I've been out of school for so longthat when someone asked me what my favorite number wasI literally said"My favorite number is blue."

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hayhayy915
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 9:34am UTC

I wish holidays didn't exist
All they do is cause me stress
And make me sad
I hate holidays

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emilygm*
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 10:58pm UTC

“I don't like the randoms; the people that just show up
around the Holidays. Relatives you didn't even
remember you had. Like, 'Who the he// is Otis, and why
is he on my couch?!' 'Oh, Shaquana, nice to see you! We
haven't talked since we were three years old, gossiping
about the latest episode of Rugrats!' Get the he// out of
my house.”
-Kingsley
format by dance818

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Delicate*
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 11:35pm UTC

Could you imagine though,
coming back from summer holidays, and seeing your best friend completely changed? Instead of happy and smiling they're frowning, hiding away from the crowds and trying their best not to stand out. Their hands shake, and they have bruises under their eyes because they can't sleep anymore. When you walk up to them in wrap them in a hug, they shy away from you, afraid of the contact, thinking that they don't deserve it. Two months is a very long time to someone who is sick. Two months can break a person.

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Beau*
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 1:31pm UTC

Summer,why the hurry for?

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Vinita*
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 9:45pm UTC

All I want for Christmas,Is a life sizedgingerbread houseIs that too much to ask for?

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xXxGymnasticsXxX
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 8:55pm UTC

"Why is Valentines Day the best holiday?"
Because,
No matter if you are single or taken,
All of the chocolate in the world is on sale.
All of it.
All of it

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WhyCantHeSee
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 5:33am UTC

Me on first day of summer break:
*wakes up and see sun*
Me: i'm going to step out into the normal world today
*steps outside and sees other humans*
Me: Retreat, retreat, i'm being surrounded by peasants!
*crawls back into cave until september*

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AWittyGirl
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 2:00pm UTC

11 weeks of school until summer <3

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FrankConnor
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 4:45am UTC

Back from Barcelona,
Apologies for my absence lately,
But life has been so good,
and I no longer have the time to be here every day.
And honestly?
I wish you all the same.
I wish you all too little time to spend with the friends you made here.
I wish you to little time, because you're having too much to do, enjoying life.
I'll try to be here as often as I can,
Greetings and a Happy Easter!

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meagan0508
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 12:04pm UTC

so my friend said "i cant believe Valentine's day is in 12 days!!" i said "wat???" he goes "its on the 11th right?!" oh.. poor Carter...

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Vinita*
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 3:11pm UTC

Its that time fo year again. . .
When I get to see those same dumb a** quotes about Black Friday again

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RoseNightshade1799
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 3:39pm UTC

Me: Whew, I really got out of shape this summer. I guess I'll have to go easy on the food this year.
Halloween
Thanksgiving
Christmas
New Year
Valentine's Day
Easter
Me: ....
Me: F*ck you. Just...just f*ck you.

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