Best Father Quotes This Month

Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means?Father: It means 'to be happy'.Son: Are you gay?.Father:No, son. I have a wife.
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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 5:32pm UTC

Anyone can be a mother or a father. It takes hard work to be a mom or a dad.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 10:52am UTC

Parents always say that they're worried about their daughter getting
pregnant, but they never say that they're worried about their son getting someone pregnant. I think that says a lot.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 6:42pm UTC

Hater: Ew, Billie Joe Armstrong cried when singing Wake Me Up When September Ends?
Hater: My favorite singer would never cry during a song because they're not such babies.
Me: Wake Me Up When September Ends is about when Billie's dad died.
Me: If your dad died and you even had the courage to make a song about it to show the world,
Me: don't you think that you would eventually start crying?
Hater: ....
Hater: Oh..
my quote.

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Steve
posted a quote
July 18, 2014 5:05am UTC

“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right,
he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.”
— Charles Wadsworth

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 7:56pm UTC

You are related to your mom and dad.
Your mom is related to you.
Your dad is realated to you.
Your mom is NOT related to your dad.

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Alexwise
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 5:14pm UTC

I'm worried I won't be a good father because when I used to play Sims I would always drown everyone in the pool.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 10:26am UTC

I.Q. Test
Daughter's name is Forty Two
Son's name is Fifty Two
Mother's name is Mrs. Sixty Two
what is the name of the father ?
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rajsonkar follow

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appleloop*
posted a quote
September 11, 2014 6:04pm UTC

"1. When I walk into CVS, I know exactly where to find the
band-aids. Four years of tearing yourself open and you get used to
dragging yourself into your nearest drugstore with blood dripping
down your sleeve while the employees pretend not to notice and
smile at the wall behind you when they ring you up.
2. Swollen lips and sweaty “I love you’s” can make you feel
again but god I don’t want to feel anything if it means having to
sit there with my throat on fire while my ribs crack and splinter
every part of my f*cking body when he stops calling back.
3. I told my mother I wanted to fall in love and she told me she
would start planning my funeral.
4. Words get trapped inside my chest and their edges cut into my
heart. I wish I could just tell you how much I f*cking miss you. I
can’t stop bleeding.
5. My father always told me not to love someone with all of me
because they’ll slam the door one night and forget to come home
and they will take every fiber of my galactic being and leave me
with nothing but the darkness in-between the stars.
6. There are plenty of ways to kill yourself, stick a gun to the
back of your throat, fall asleep in the garage with the car on,
jump into a river and let the rock in your chest where your heart
used to be drag you to the bottom, smoke too many cigarettes, bleed
yourself dry. I think the most effective way is kissing someone
who’s name you will never be able to say without shaking.
7. You don’t drown in the ocean. You just become part of it. Your
hair dissolves into waves, your lips turn to salt, your eyes melt
into the sea. They say that drowning is peaceful but when I fell
into you water rushed into my ribcage it was just a lot of choking
and burning and thrashing and darkness.
8. When I told you I wanted you to f*ck me I didn’t mean f*ck me
over.
9. Maybe you should come over. Maybe I should change the locks. I
think I love you again.
10. I quit smoking because you could stop my hands from shaking
just as well as a pack of cheap cigarettes but you rot my insides
even worse."
-My parents keep asking why I haven’t gotten out of bed in two
weeks

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wordynerdy
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 1:14pm UTC

Found this online and just had to share it with you guys!!!
One day a rich dad took his son on a trip to the village.
He wanted to show him how poor someone can be.
They spent time on the farm of a poor family.
At the end of the day, Dad asked,
"Did you see how poor the were? What did you learn?"
Son said, "We have one dog, they have four.
We have a pool, they have rivers.
We have lanterns at night, they have stars.
We buy foods, they grow theirs.
We have walls to protects us, they have friends.
We have enclopedias, they have bibles."
Then he finished by saying,
"Thnaks Dad for showing me how poor we are."
Moral Lesson:
It's not money that makes us rich.
Its about the quality of life... of having friends and God.
SHARE THIS IF YOU AGREE WITH THE MORAL!

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 11:16am UTC

{ THERE WAS A TIME,
I USED TO LOOK INTO MY FATHERS EYES
IN A HAPPY HOME, I WAS KING I HAD A GOLDEN THRONE
T H O S E D A Y S A R E G O N E ,
NOW THE MEMORIES ARE ON THE WALL

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 13, 2014 7:41pm UTC

i’m so glad flappy bird ended before
there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 12:02pm UTC

I wrote some letters for fathers' day
Dear biological father,
I understand why you and your wife gave me up at birth. You were young, just going to college, had to concentrate on work, and didn't have the money for me. But at least you didn't abort me. I'm not mad at you for not keeping me for yourselves, I probably wouldn't have the courage to do that. I'm glad that you and your wife got your lives together. You're a sucessful doctor now with a young child. And I wish you the best of luck in that. I'll try to frequently visit you as I live with my adopted famliy and will be going to college in the 2014-15 school year.
Dear adopted father,
There is so much about you that I hate.I've heard my adopted mother talk on the phone with her friends and say that when you guys started raising me, you changed. Completely. You're a smoker. A hardcore smoker. You try to convince my siblings and I that you don't, but you obviously do. I see you hide behind your car with your cigarettes. I see your pipes in your house. I see tobacco hidden in your car. I see cigars wrapped in tissues in the glove compartment of your car. Don't play dumb with me. All of this lying and more is the reason my adopted mom left you. I try to go to your house as little as possible. But every time you drag me over here, I feel like a different person. I can be a generally happy person sometimes. But when I'm here or even in your presence, I can't sleep in fear of everything about you. I feel like the world is closing in on me when you when I'm here. I feel dumb. I feel useless. You neglect me and treat me like sh.t. I wish I were dead when I'm here. I wish that any family had adopted me other than yours.

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CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 5:05pm UTC

So Jack came over today.
He told me that what he did was stupid, that he would be there for me and
the baby, and that he was ready to be a dad.
I saw his heart shatter when I told him.

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Halo Angel1*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 9:05pm UTC

Vadar is German for Father. Darth Vadar. Darth Father. Dark Father. You are Welcome.

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Failure*
posted a quote
April 28, 2015 8:17am UTC

My mother is an angelMy father was my hero My sister was my soulMy three friends are my heartI have you, you keep me together.

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 2:55pm UTC

My father always said:
If at first you don't succeed, find another way.
If that doesn't work, keep finding different ways.
Because once you give up, you've failed.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 13, 2014 7:40pm UTC

My best friend asked me the other day;
Would you have rather had your parents divorced or have this happen?
It wasn't the first time I asked myself this so I knew my answer.
"I would rather my parents gotten divorced."
She asked me if she thought that would be better for me.
My next response was, "I don't care - even if he just left us. He would still be alive.
Some parts of me believed for years that he was still alive, actually.
That he was just in England or someplace magical.
But I knew that he wasn't at some point - because my father wouldn't just ditch us."
In that moment, I think I saw her a little sad.
Sadness because she knew I was being sincere.

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catchtheshadows
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 11:28am UTC

Mom: You think these band members have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
Me: look children it's your father
Mom: What
Me: What

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AutumnSadness
posted a quote
November 21, 2013 1:53pm UTC

When We Last Saw Your Father
He was sitting in the hospital parking lot
in a borrowed car, counting the windows
of the building and guessing which one
was glowing with his mistake.
a poem by Warsan Shire

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