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catchtheshadows

1. catchtheshadows
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2013 10:42am UTC
   Person: Hey, check out this band!
   Me: I CANT AFFORD TO LIKE ANYMORE BANDS
   
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2. catchtheshadows
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   September 2, 2013 4:26am UTC
   *starts and ends text message with “idk”*
   
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3. catchtheshadows
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   September 2, 2013 4:24am UTC
   An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough
   
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4. catchtheshadows
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   August 9, 2013 2:20pm UTC
   Me: is it weird to talk to yourself?
   Me: no
   
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5. catchtheshadows
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   August 9, 2013 2:31am UTC
   *walks into chair*
   Me: sorry
   Chair: you f*cking should be
   
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6. catchtheshadows
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2013 5:30am UTC
   "I kissed the scars on her skin, I still think you're beautiful, and I don't ever want to lose my best friend" ~ Pierce the Veil
   
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7. catchtheshadows
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   August 8, 2013 5:26am UTC
   Parents: get over your obsession with Pierce the Veil
   Me: no, amigo, no
   
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8. catchtheshadows
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2013 11:28am UTC
   Mom: You think these band members have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
   Me: look children it's your father
   Mom: What
   Me: What
   
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9. catchtheshadows
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2013 6:32am UTC
   Person: screaming isn't music
   Me: punching you in the face isn't assault
   Person: what?
   Me: what?
   
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10. catchtheshadows
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 1:14pm UTC
    At the end of concerts
    Band/singer: We hope you guys enjoyed your night!
    Me: No no NO OMFG DON'T YOU DARE TO F*CKING LEAVE NO STAY ON THAT DAMN STAGE AND KEEP PLAYING SONGS I DON'T EVEN CARE IF THEY'RE F*CKING OLD OR SH*T YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED IN FOREVER YOU ARE NOT F*CKING LEAVING THAT STAGE YOU ARE STAYING I LOVE YOU OKAY DON'T LEAVE ME OKAY DON'T YOU DARE F*CKING BOW NO NO GET THE F*CK BACK ON STAGE NO DAMN IT GET BACK IN HERE AND LOVE ME
    
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11. catchtheshadows
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
    me: ok
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me: mom where are you please
    me: mom please the line is moving fast
    me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
    employee: next
    me:
    employee:
    me: faints
    
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12. catchtheshadows
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 4:48am UTC
    Guest: Where's your daughter?
    Dad: Oh, she's in her room. She won't come out unless you bring her food or band members.
    
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13. catchtheshadows
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 12:57pm UTC
    me: hey wanna play a game
    band member: um okay
    me: okay so if you take the i, a, and m out of william what do you get
    band member: will
    me: what comes after t in the alphabet?
    band member: u
    me: who had a little lamb?
    band member: mary
    me: who am i talking to?
    band member: me?
    me: HAHA I WAS RECORDING THAT WHOLE TIME NOW WITH A LITTLE BIT OF MOVIE MAGIC I CAN TAKE OUT WHAT I SAID HAHAHA YOU DIDNT EXPECT TO GET ENGAGED TODAY DID YOU WELL ITS TOO LATE NOW I CANT WAIT TO BE YOURE WIFE F*CK YES I GOT YOU I GOT YOU SO BAD OH YEAHOO LATE NOW I CANT WAIT TO BE YOURE WIFE F*CK YES I GOT YOU I GOT YOU SO BAD OH YEAH
    
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14. catchtheshadows
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 11:05am UTC
    One time a boy liked me just kidding
    
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15. catchtheshadows
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    August 4, 2013 11:02am UTC
    What if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
    
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16. catchtheshadows
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    August 1, 2013 5:10am UTC
    So yeah schools coming up and that sucks but you know what else is coming up? Ugly sweaters and scarves and PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES AND HALLOWEEN AND CUDDLING BECAUSE ITS COLD AND FALL LEAVES AND HIKING IN THE BRISK AIR AND THEN AFTER THAT SNOW AND HOT COCOA AND MALLS DECORATED FOR HOLIDAYS AND FRICK SCHOOL ALL OF THIS IS WORTH IT WOWIE
    
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17. catchtheshadows
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 4:00am UTC
    I wish I could be a youtuber but
    too awkward
    don’t have a nice camera
    not attractive enough
    not interesting enough
    not creative in any way
    
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18. catchtheshadows
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 3:58am UTC
    That one person everyone loves and you’re just like
    W
    H
    Y
    
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19. catchtheshadows
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 3:55am UTC
    Idk why justin biebers ego is so big like does he not realize that 99% of his fan base is 9-14 years old
    
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20. catchtheshadows
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    We are so scared of people breaking us that we end up breaking ourselves.
    
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