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catchtheshadows
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July 29, 2013 2:21pm UTC

Do you ever get halfway through a movie and realize you dont know 90% of the characters names

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catchtheshadows
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July 29, 2013 12:49pm UTC

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

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catchtheshadows
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July 29, 2013 7:52am UTC

People: writing isn't ART
People: digital art isn't ART
People: photography isn't ART
People: video-making isn't ART
People: animation isn't ART
People: music isn't ART
People: theater isn't ART
Me: if I paint the Mona Lisa with your blood would that be ART

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catchtheshadows
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July 29, 2013 7:23am UTC

The only thing i can turn on is my computer

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catchtheshadows
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July 29, 2013 7:19am UTC

If I’m really upset and you ask me what’s wrong there’s a 20000% chance I’ll start crying

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catchtheshadows
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July 29, 2013 7:13am UTC

I only look attractive for a max of 5 mins and this usually when no one is around

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catchtheshadows
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July 29, 2013 5:37am UTC

Me: omg i love books and tv and movies i have so many favorites
Person: oh cool like what
Me: *instantly forgets every book, tv, film, play, poem, screenplay, silent movie, musical, text book, spoken word, freaking mime production i've ever seen, listened to, or read*

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catchtheshadows
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July 29, 2013 5:35am UTC

1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body
1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a f*** you attitude
1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood

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catchtheshadows
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July 29, 2013 5:32am UTC

Nothing bad can happen while you're under a blanket just remember that

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catchtheshadows
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July 29, 2013 4:25am UTC

The ugly life clearly chose me.

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catchtheshadows
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July 28, 2013 4:40am UTC

Mirror: No
Camera: Hell no

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catchtheshadows
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July 28, 2013 4:38am UTC

Why do my parents yell at me for not cleaning my room like i could be out doing crystal meth and banging 7 people at once but all i do is run a blog, watch movies, eat food, use the bathroom and ocasionally ask them to drive me somewhere i'm not that hard to care for.

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catchtheshadows
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July 27, 2013 2:37pm UTC

I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes

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catchtheshadows
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July 27, 2013 2:35pm UTC

If you can make me physically smile when talking to me online then you are fantastic

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catchtheshadows
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July 27, 2013 9:01am UTC

Dark haired boys with light eyes are the reason I struggle to survive

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catchtheshadows
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July 27, 2013 8:58am UTC

Band member: Hey what can I sign for you?
Me: Just this piece of paper please?
Band member: Of course *signs*
Me: Thanks
Band member: Wait, was that an adoption paper?
Me: NO BYE
Band member: WAIT
Me: NO!

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catchtheshadows
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 10:52am UTC

when
you
start
writing
on
paper
without
margins
and
this
happens

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catchtheshadows
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July 22, 2013 1:28pm UTC

What if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

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catchtheshadows
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July 22, 2013 1:25pm UTC

I actually like being up early I just don't like getting up early

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