At the end of concerts
Band/singer: We hope you guys enjoyed your night!
Me: No no NO OMFG DON'T YOU DARE TO F*CKING
LEAVE NO STAY ON THAT DAMN STAGE AND KEEP PLAYING SONGS I DON'T
EVEN CARE IF THEY'RE F*CKING OLD OR SH*T YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED
IN FOREVER YOU ARE NOT F*CKING LEAVING THAT STAGE YOU ARE STAYING I
LOVE YOU OKAY DON'T LEAVE ME OKAY DON'T YOU DARE F*CKING
BOW NO NO GET THE F*CK BACK ON STAGE NO DAMN IT GET BACK IN HERE
AND LOVE ME
