Best Fangirl Quotes This Month

MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 5:11pm UTC

Niall Horan: I hate it when girls act stupid because they think it's cute. Intelligence is attractive.
Me: One particle of unobtanium has a nuclear reaction with a flux capacitor, carry the two, change it's atomic isotope into a raioactive spider. follow for a follow.

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 6:37pm UTC

*20 Years From Now*
Daughter: Hey, mom, I like this band-
Me: Omg, I'm so sorry.
Daughter: Sorry?
Me: I'll call the teachers.
Daughter: Why are y-
Me: To let them know your grades will be dropping
Daughter: Why will-
Me: I'm afraid it's al down hill from here.
Daughter: What are you talking ab-
Me: You might as well say goodbye to your friends.
Daughter: But I-
Me: Want me to help you with your blog?
Daughter: I don't have a-
Me: You will.
Daughter: But-
Me: Shh. It's already done. There's no turning back.
Follow for a follow. :)

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 4:49pm UTC

lllll Fangirl Problems: lllll
We have a hard time completing sentences.
"I just. I can't."
"Can you not?"
"Done."
"What the?"
"Wait."
"I can't even."
"This."

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 12:07pm UTC

lllll Hermione Granger lllll
How do I begin to describe Hermione Granger?
Hermione Granger is flawless.
I hear her hair's insured for 10,000 Galleons.
I hear she does wand commercials...in Japan.
One time, she met Viktor Krum in a library...
...and he told her she was pretty.
Draco: One time, she punched me in the face.
Draco: ...it was awesome.

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 4:46pm UTC

lllll Harry Potter lllll
In the movie Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix,
they muted Harry's scream after Sirius dies
because it was too agonizing.
#feels

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 4:54pm UTC

I have come to the realization
that if a boy ever said,
"I SHIP US"
as a pickup line,
I would totally go out with him.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 7:07pm UTC

follow for a follow
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was
an internationally famous band
member that you've never met
and is totally out of your league
and doesn't even live in your
country and is not aware of your
existance at all
like mine?

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 11:52am UTC

lllll Fangirl Problems: lllll
It had been over a year since Gale had last spoken
to Katniss. He finally brought himself to this ancient
payphone, phonebook in hand. Anticipation filled his body.
Quickly, he turned to the "E"s, scanning
the pages for her name. It wasn't there.
A sudden wave of realization hit Gale,
drowning him. He closed his eyes as his fingers
numbly flipped further through the book. It took all the
courage he could muster to open his eyes.
There, on the "M" page, was her name.
Katniss Mellark.
A sharp pain pierced his chest and he let out
an almost incomprehensible gasp. With his lips still
slightly parted and a warm, lone tear sliding down
his cheek, Gale put the phone book down,
never to use one again.

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 4:43pm UTC

lllll Fangirl Problems: lllll
what if there's a parallel universe
where fictional characters are real
and real people are fictional characters
and your favorite character runs a blog
and writes fanfic about you

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 4:43pm UTC

HOW I BECAME A DIRECTIONER
Phase 1: Oh, these guys are cute. Hm, looks like their in a band from the UK. I should look them up...
Phase 2: Wow, this song is like.. amazing. More!
Phase 3: I just spent all night listening to all of their songs... now what..?
Phase 4: Ooooo, what's this?? Video diaries? Should be interesting.
*Later* God, it's getting late.. Oh well. Next video.
Phase 5: Oh my god, they're all so cute and adorable and funny!
Louis so silly, Harry is sexy, Zayn's mysterious, Niall's adorable and Liam is so sweet!!
It should be illegal to be that attractive!!!
Phase 6: I need to follow ALL the fan blogs!!!
Twitter: Follow the boys.
Facebook: Like fan pages.
Tumblr: More fan pages.
Youtube: Subscribe to OneDirectionVevo.
Phase 7: WHY MUST YOU BE SO FAR AWAY?
Sweet Jesus, I need you all in my life!
How can you be so talented, funny, and good looking!? Impossible!!
Forget you and your amazing voices!!!
I'm sorry, come back!!!!
Phase 8: MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BECOME CENTERED AROUND 5 BOYS I'VE NEVER MET.
...I regret nothing.
follow for a follow.

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 4:34pm UTC

lllll Harry Potter: lllll
If I was a student at Hogwarts, I'd use Howlers
to send nice messages to people. Picture this:
You're sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast
when an owl drops a letter in front of you.
It is red. It is smoking. Terrified, you slowly lift the seal,
cringing against the screaming that is about to ensue.
The letter rises into the air, screams, "I WANT TO
TOUCH YOUR SWEET BUTT!" and then dissolves into flames.

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carson5482
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 9:12pm UTC

Friend: My ovaries are killing me.
Me: Woman problems or fangirl problems?

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 10:21pm UTC

Imagine if school was like this:
English: Writing biographies about the band.
Math: How to multiply band members.
Science: How to clone band members.
Gym: How to get to the barrier at concerts.
Art: How to make fan art and signs for concerts.
Geography: How to find band members' houses.
History: About the band members' past years.

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 11:58am UTC

I was "the kid" who
got in trouble for
Reading
past my
bedtime

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
April 22, 2014 6:02pm UTC

“Is 'fat' really the worst thing a human being can be?
Is 'fat' worse than 'vindictive', 'jealous', 'shallow', 'vain', 'boring' or 'cruel'?
Not to me.” ― J.K. Rowling

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bye*
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 5:55pm UTC

If I was a famous male actor and had a horde of fangirls, I would stay single, and every time an interviewer asked me about my love life, I’d answer that “there’s this one girl I saw at a meeting with fans. I don’t know her name, because of all the fuss with the autographs, and I have only seen her once, but I’m in love with her.” I’d say that, looking all sad and lonely.

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 12:26pm UTC

Nerds like us are allowed to be
unironically enthusiastic
about stuff. Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like,
j u m p - u p - a n d - d o w n - i n - y o u r - c h a i r - c a n ' t - c o n t r o l - y o u r s e l f
LOVE it. When people call people Nerds,
mostly what they're saying is "You like stuff."
Which is not a good insult at all. Like,
"You are too enthusiastic
about the miracle of human consciousness."
~John Green

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 6:15pm UTC

lllll Fangirl Problems: lllll
Those inexplicable (and infuriating)
crushes on fictional characters.

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 2:23pm UTC

If I was a famous actor and had a horde of fangirls, I would stay single, and every time an interviewer asked me about my love life, I’d answer that “there’s this one girl I saw at a meeting with fans. I don’t know her name, because of all the fuss with the autographs, and I have only seen her once, but I’m in love with her.” I’d say that, looking all sad and lonely. Imagine all the fangirls’ faces.

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catchtheshadows
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 12:57pm UTC

me: hey wanna play a game
band member: um okay
me: okay so if you take the i, a, and m out of william what do you get
band member: will
me: what comes after t in the alphabet?
band member: u
me: who had a little lamb?
band member: mary
me: who am i talking to?
band member: me?
me: HAHA I WAS RECORDING THAT WHOLE TIME NOW WITH A LITTLE BIT OF MOVIE MAGIC I CAN TAKE OUT WHAT I SAID HAHAHA YOU DIDNT EXPECT TO GET ENGAGED TODAY DID YOU WELL ITS TOO LATE NOW I CANT WAIT TO BE YOURE WIFE F*CK YES I GOT YOU I GOT YOU SO BAD OH YEAHOO LATE NOW I CANT WAIT TO BE YOURE WIFE F*CK YES I GOT YOU I GOT YOU SO BAD OH YEAH

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