Computer Quotes

Shorty_Helps
posted a quote
January 3, 2014 11:17am UTC

"Be strong"
I whispered to my wifi signal
format by Shorty_helps

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wanderer*
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 1:56am UTC

It's gotten to the point to where I'm so lazy that I don't even want to move the mouse to the other side of the screen to get to the next page.

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 1:06am UTC

*On the computer*
"I'm getting off now"
*30 minutes later*
"I'm getting off now"
*30 hours later*
"I'm getting off now"

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
December 13, 2013 10:06pm UTC

I was talking with my friend after school today. We were sitting on the curb, criss cross, with our oversized hoodies on, talking about what it would be like to be train hobos. I have to say, even I thought we were on crack.

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 3:07pm UTC

if i lay here
if i just lay here
would you get me my charger because my laptop is about to die

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thelostheartedteen
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 2:25pm UTC

Today,
there was a fuzzy on my computer screen,
so I went to wipe it off,
and that's the story of how
I found out my laptop has a touch screen.

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brookeleigh626
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 12:19pm UTC

Does the pale glow of my computer make me look hot or.

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 7:36pm UTC

I made brownies and Im here sitting on the computer playing Minecraft and stuffing my face.

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Tori-bird *
posted a quote
November 21, 2013 8:35pm UTC

how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computerdo you know what happens when i get near a computerthis happens

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 21, 2013 2:49pm UTC

computer: wanna update this
me: sure
computer: you have to restart your com-
me: never mind

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 12:53am UTC

i said i was only going online for 10 minutes. its been 5 years.

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SisiAdelia
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 5:40am UTC

I used to make fun of plankton
for being in a relationship
with his computer
but now look at me

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 10:19am UTC

Be a print,
not a photo copy.
(¯`•.•´¯) (¯`•.•´¯)
*`•.¸(¯`•.•´¯)¸.•´

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伤*
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 12:03pm UTC

i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married
to a computer but now i am plankton

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 7:47pm UTC

*falls asleep at the computer listening to Green Day and thinking about him*

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
November 6, 2013 6:13pm UTC

Can we talk about the way the letter g is written on computer fonts
g
It looks so weird when written out on paper

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 12:21pm UTC

When my computer freezes
Me: No
Me: Don't do this to me
Me: I was doing something important!
Me: I'll end your existence computer, don't think I won't
Me: *leans forward with a knife to the screen*
Me: unfreeze now, you little-
Computer: *unfreezes*
Me: *drops knife* great
Me: *continues scrolling*

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RawrKatYeah
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 4:38am UTC

Normal People's Passwords: t1d2ba4js4
Passwords I use: potato3
Am I the only one who does this kinda things?

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α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 11:07pm UTC

My computer screen turned green a little bit .... Still managed to get on wittyprofiles (;

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NeverFadingBeauty*
posted a quote
October 21, 2013 3:50pm UTC

They tell me I have no life
cause I stay on the computer.
When the truth is, my friends and Fiance are my life.
The computer is where I can find them.

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