Computer Quotes

shouldicontinue
posted a quote
March 15, 2017 9:24am UTC

the feeling of despair
and sadness seep
through my brain,
slowly creeping into
the back of my mind,
leading my thoughts
to a sudden stop.
oh.
my hands rush to
the tissues, taking
two or three at once.
hurriedly wiping at
the spilled coffee that
quickly spread over my
computer.
the screen flickers
on to off
off to on
screen flickers once more,
before giving a sigh,
a sputter,
and then black.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
May 12, 2016 8:34am UTC

so, at my new job the rule is before your shift you have to count the drawer to make sure the previous person didn't screw up, and after your drawer count to make sure you didnt screw up for the next person. you are never supposed to run on anyone elses. however, since I have been training they made me run on just anyones. so pretty much I've been thrown on a drawer that was never counted from open til close and had more than me on it. the other night it was short $5. now my manager is demanding I pay that. like, there is zero proof it was me. she ran on it in the morning. every time I've worked her drawer it was short. when I haven't, it was not. but I have to pay it. I don't understand. she has a note saying you shouldn't let anyone run on your drawer because their shortages are yours. I was on her drawer so?

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
April 5, 2016 12:02pm UTC

I do like 20-30 mimutes a day on an elliptical (unless someone is home. then no thank you.) depending on what time I finally get around to doing it, what I ate, the resistence, etc. and yeah it's hard, but it's supposed to be. and I can do 30 minutes of that. as a fattie. and it gives me great joy that I can do that. and that the non-fattie people in my house, that like to make me feel like crap for being a fattie, are dead and can't hit 5 minutes (even with 0 resistence.)

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
February 18, 2015 4:31pm UTC

A simple survery:
Highlight you're choice!
Do you like Bruno Mars?
a. Yes b. Kinda c. No way!
Do you love Bruno Mars?
a. Defo b. He's ok. c. Nu-uh.
Fave country?
a. England b. Hawaii (not really a country...) c. Dubai
If you're best friend, or boyfriend we're criticaly ill underneat a car, who'd you help first?
a. Boyfriend b. Bestfriend c. The one who's weakest first
You had to pick between Computer, Cell phone or Tv.
a. Computer b. TV c. Cell Phone
If your computer broke down, what'd you do?
a. Ask you're dad. b. hit it untill it works again. c. Just leave it
If you we're offered a trip in a rocket, would you?
A. accept it. b. Deny it. c. Ask someone else to decide
Mostly A's- You're a daredevil that is a little sweetie. You love Bruno Mars and you're just lovely. You don't panic with anything, you're always calm and you keep cool!
Mostly B's- You're a safe person and you're not calm at all. You won't wait for anything and you're a big scaredy cat! You love you're TV and you think Bruno is ok.
Mostly C's- You will give 2nd chances, but no way 3. You love hip-hop and R&B and you're very cool. You're popular, and pretty. You just leave things as they are. You hate Bruno Mars and would love to visit Dubai.
♥

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Calibri (Body) *
posted a quote
July 12, 2014 8:00pm UTC

*When some looks at my laptop while i'm on it*
me: *quickly minimises whatever i'm doing*
me: *opens up microsoft paint*
does this...
format-br0kenwing

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
June 2, 2014 1:35pm UTC

I'm getting a Mac book pro, laptop for next school year!
It's going to be my Graduation/Getting in to college/Christmas/18th Birthday/everything I'm ever going to get, gift!
I'll have my own computer, for the first time in my life! It should be here any day now. Woooot woooooooooot!

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DrOctopus
posted a quote
May 21, 2014 5:04pm UTC

When Your Mum Or Dad Decides To Be In The Room While Your On The Computer, So You Just Switch To Google. And Stare At It.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
May 5, 2014 8:11pm UTC

Parents logic:
Dad: You need to get out of the house more! You spend way to much time on that computer!
-week later-
Me: Dad I'm thinking about looking around for a job this summer.
Dad: No you're not you have responsibilities you need to keep up on if you get a job you won't have any time to do things why do you need a job anyway you're fifteen what do you need money for?
-Next day-
Me: Hey dad do you think you can buy me this shirt?
Dad: Do you not understand the value of money? Money doesn't grow on trees! You need to get a grip on reality.

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
April 9, 2014 11:58am UTC

Have you noticed how we're going to end up like Plankton from Spongebob?
You know, marrying our computer. XD

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
April 7, 2014 2:05pm UTC

When I'm on the computer late at night:
me: We will never sleep 'cause sleep is for the weak, no we will never rest 'til we're all fücking dead!

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
March 24, 2014 11:38pm UTC

When you press the wrong button on the computer
And you just freak out and get mad at the computer

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
March 24, 2014 12:03pm UTC

Autocorrect changed my year of birth from '1996' to '996'.
Thank you Microsoft Word, I'm apparently 1017 years old. XD

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glitter on my hands*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 6:34pm UTC

when you click a button you didn't mean to click so you just kinda hold the click and drag your cursor around hoping it doesn't click

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Steezy
posted a quote
March 11, 2014 2:18pm UTC

When I was younger I never expected to turn out like kim possible.
something about being in a dark room with lots of computer screens was always something I wanted to do.

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Failure*
posted a quote
March 6, 2014 11:53pm UTC

Sleep, Eat, School, Work, Eat, Computer, Eat, Sleep.
"Repeat"
Monday-Friday.

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snowinseptember*
posted a quote
February 12, 2014 9:35pm UTC

my attendance to most
family events is
based on what food
they're serving
StoryQouteLover

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snowinseptember*
posted a quote
February 12, 2014 9:25pm UTC

what if your pillow
could collect your dreams
and when you wake up,
you plug it into your
computer and watch them again
StoryQouteLover

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 8, 2014 4:28pm UTC

Now that I think about it
I probably shouldn't have laughed at Plankton
For dating his computer

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RoseNightshade1799
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 2:14pm UTC

I'm so paranoid about my laptop
Like I don't care how far away you are
If you're looking from halfway across a football field
At my computer screen
I'm slamming it shut quick as h*ll

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Rachael*
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 2:59pm UTC

That mini heart attack you get when your computer's security system say witty profiles is not a trusted paged

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