Best Computer Quotes This Week

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 6:05pm UTC

Me: I have a headache
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
Me: My back hurts
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
Me: I failed a test
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
Me: The Grand Dutchess Anastasia Nikolaevna of Russia was murdered by communists in 1918
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much

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Ralph*
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 9:55pm UTC

I wanna be a panda
bear so 'freakin bad,
eAT ALL OF THE BAMBOO I NEVER HAD
I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES
SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG
OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE
A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR
THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE
FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 4:47pm UTC

At a funeral.
Me: I just can't believe this... she's gone.
My mom and dad: YES I'M SO HAPPY FINALLY
Me: WTF SHOW YOUR RESPECT
A cousin: Aww man i wish she was still alive, she was so hot
Another cousin: Haha yeah and she ran so fast
Me: I'm going to miss her so much.. rest in peace, my lovely Dell Inspiron with Srs Premium Sound and Intel Core i3.
Me: SHE WAS SO YOUNG

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randi*
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 8:28pm UTC

mom: hey can i borrow your compu-
me: *swallows laptop*
mom:
me:
mom:
me: what computer

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 5:23pm UTC

That sad moment When you lean into kiss your very attractive boyfriend/girlfriend and your face hits the computer screen

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 21, 2013 2:49pm UTC

computer: wanna update this
me: sure
computer: you have to restart your com-
me: never mind

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Eli22b
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 8:30pm UTC

"All you do is sit on that computer."
Lies, I sit on the chair.

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 3:07pm UTC

if i lay here
if i just lay here
would you get me my charger because my laptop is about to die

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 2:52pm UTC

I hate when sunlight hits my computer screen and I realize there is every bit of dust possible on the screen

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gab*
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 8:16pm UTC

hello, school?
my computer has a virus so i need to stay home and take care of it for a few days. you know, make it chicken noodle soup and make sure it gets some rest. thank you for understanding

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 10:32pm UTC

I hate it when my parents never let me go anywhere
and then ask me why i am always on the computer

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glitter162*

posted a quote
May 19, 2013 6:56pm UTC

Plankton taught me that it's
okay to be in love with my computer.

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lostindaydream
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 9:09pm UTC

That moment of panic when you accidentally close the wrong tab.

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spence*
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 1:50pm UTC

I remember when
I was a kid; I went
on the computer
just to use paint.

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伤*
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 12:03pm UTC

i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married
to a computer but now i am plankton

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DoneAwayWithDrama
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 5:54pm UTC

*in my computer class*
Girl that sits beside me: I'm going to make a picture of you on paint!
Me: Have fun with that.
*about 10 minutes later*
Me: *looks at her computer screen*
Me: *sees a bunch of squiggles*
Me: Is that me???
Her: It's your DNA.
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her: I decided to start smaller.

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Sabina*
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 4:19pm UTC

The "dance" you do
when you're on the
computer trying to finish
something quick and you
have to pee really bad.

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carson5482
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 7:27pm UTC

Mom: Get off the computer and go out! You've been playing Sims too much!
Me: Ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 8:15pm UTC

so my mom saw the wallpaper on my computer and it said "fck you and your moral bullsh.t" and in the background of that it said "kick babies" and oooh that didn't go over well

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
November 6, 2013 6:13pm UTC

Can we talk about the way the letter g is written on computer fonts
g
It looks so weird when written out on paper

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