Best Children Quotes This Month

glitter162*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:45pm UTC

If I were the guy who made
the "Where's Waldo" books, I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn't there.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 8:37pm UTC

It scares the living crap out of me that there are some girls my age
with children. Like, how do you even deal with that? I can't even keep my Sims alive without cheats.

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 22, 2013 1:37pm UTC

not having children until 2090 because i want 90s kids

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 5:08pm UTC

Me talking to my friends little sister whose in grade 2
Me: Don't worry about him, there's more fish in the sea
Her: But I don't want a fish! I want a human bean.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 2:59am UTC

Children: You spend the first
2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk. Then
you spend the next 16 years
telling them to sit down and
shut-up.
format credit rajsonkar

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 11:55am UTC

You know what's dumb? The concept of treating adolescents like children
throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then, around age 17, doing a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next few years what they want to do for the rest of their lives.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 7:32pm UTC

When I was younger, I thought
that the whole world was black and white when there were old TV shows

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 9:28pm UTC

Remember when Trayvon Martin was literally killed in cold blood and
people were going around calling him a 'thug" for wearing a hoodie and carrying around iced tea? But, when a gang of boys r.ape a girl, they're just "misguided children".

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fool's gold*
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 4:33pm UTC

I hope that one day you buy every pretty
dress you've ever wanted. I hope
you wear them and dance barefoot in summer and
laugh. I hope you smile at all the little things, like flowers
and the laughter of little children.
I HOPE YOU LEARN TO BE H A P P Y. ♥

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RubiLouise
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 1:35pm UTC

Okay so yeah I was on one of my old stardoll accounts and I went to a random persons page and she's like 11 and this is what I found:
I'm a Cr@zy B@by, pretty L@dy, Tot@l Cutie, Wit a B00ty, Booty $h@kin, He@rt Bre@kin, perfect Hip$, Glo$$ed Lip$, B@ngin $tyle, be@utiful $mile, M@dd Hott, Never $top, Lil Hunni, Pl@yboi Buni, @ngel B@by, $poiled M@ybe $hort $kirt, Luv 2 Flirt, temptin Lip$, Killa ki$$, $p@rklin eyez, $teelin d@ guys,Steelin da shine,Got @ll Dem fell@z $@yin D@ng $hez fine! 0
I was laughing so hard.

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bye*
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 11:47am UTC

im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 9:18pm UTC

My mother: I'm turning 50 soon...
Her: Am I old?
Her: I'm old.
Her: My life is like half over.
Her: I don't even have grandchildren yet.
Her: I want that second half.
Me: ... *looks up from laptop*
Me: I'm fifteen!

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bye*
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 8:13pm UTC

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today" and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg"

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Loopy23
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 2:03pm UTC

Going into a toy store and being more immature than the six year old you're with...
...Some people have no imagination

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 5:17pm UTC

The tooth fairy teaches kids
to sell their body parts for money.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 2:23am UTC

kids that mix their play-doh colours are the reason global warming exists

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
December 3, 2013 8:41pm UTC

"How will I explain gay couples to my children?"
If you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world in one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer I think it will be easy enough to tell them two people are in love.

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britany*
posted a quote
April 7, 2014 12:03am UTC

people my age have children, what the hell, i am a children

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brillt27
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 12:58pm UTC

deleting music from your phone to make space is like killing one of your children cos you cant feed them all

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 2:28pm UTC

I'm scared
That when I have kids they are going to find out about my scars
And ask me
"Mommy, what are those?"

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