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My mother: I'm turning 50 soon...
Her: Am I old?
Her: I'm old.
Her: My life is like half over.
Her: I don't even have grandchildren yet.
Her: I want that second half.
Me: ... *looks up from laptop*
Me: I'm fifteen!

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My mother: I'm turning 50 soon... Her: Am I old? Her: I'm

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My mother: I'm turning 50 soon... Her: Am I old? Her: I'm

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writtenrain*

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family · lol · birthday · truestory · mother · omg · old · children · grandchildren · funny