Best Chicken Quotes Today

BravoSierra
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May 22, 2013 12:48pm UTC

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You may have a hot body,
but I have a hot bucket of fried chicken so I think we know who the real winner is.

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alyson545
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February 14, 2013 5:54pm UTC

If you were born in the 90's
the best gym activity involved a
rainbow parachute

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alyson545
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January 25, 2013 7:03pm UTC

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How's it going today, Raina?
Apparently someone actually cares other than you, facebook.
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Ten Reasons Why
Chapter Four
After that day which had practically changed my life forever,
you could say I was viewing life a bit differently.
For once in quite a while, I had something to be excited about; I was curious as to what Noah Montes had to offer.
Honestly, a part of me was expecting to be let down as I've always been in my life.
But the hopeful part of me waited in anticipation for what was to come,
actually believing that maybe, just maybe, this boy could change my perspective on life completely.
But I was used to being disappointed, so I wouldn't let myself feel too much hope just yet.
The next morning, I walked to school as usual.
And when I arrived at the front of that torturous building I'd like to think
was more like a prison than a school, I saw him.
He stood beside a silver BMW, looking all casual, calm, and model-like.
I'm not even kidding. He smirked at me, sauntering over to walk beside me.
Some people looked at us curiously, probably wondering what
little old me, Raina Mayers, was doing walking
with the school's hot troublemaker.
"Hey," He greeted with that husky voice of his. I smiled a bit.
"Shouldn't you be worried about your rep being ruined
walking with a nerd like me?"
He shrugged, wearing a lazy grin on his face. "Reputation's are so mainstream."
I laughed, but that soon died down as we headed towards the front doors,
where we would pass by them.
"What?" He asked, confused at my sudden change of mood.
I sighed. "You'll see."
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FUN IN THE SUN SUN CHUM SUM YET TO COME FOR THIS STORY . SO IT'S JUST GETTIN' BETTER.
ohemgee chicken c:

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alyson545
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January 28, 2013 6:36pm UTC

Ten Reasons Why
Chapter Five
"Hey Montes!" one of his friends suddenly called.
"Why do they call you by your last name?" I asked.
He smirked. "Noah's too innocent." He winked at me before raising a finger
to signal he'd be back, then jogged off to his group of friends.
I sighed as i got closer and closer towards the cheerleaders,
realizing I would soon be passing them.
Megan spotted me and smirked.
"Hey Raina!" she called out.
Well, that's not normal. I nodded at her,
wanting to swear at her but holding myself back as i usually do.
"Ow!" I fell to the ground suddenly, scraping my arm.
Confused, I looked back to find that the h/e had her foot stuck out in front of her.
My eyes narrowed to slits. I was so sick of this, some days I
wished I wasn't so afraid of getting in trouble and would do something to defend myself.
She and her friends burst out laughing. I felt a hand all of a sudden
grab mine and pull me up in one swift move. Noah stood there glaring at
Megan, her smirk fading. "Noah babe, hey!" She smiled seductively at
him, strutting up to him and draping her arm around his shoulders.
"Don't worry about this loser, she's just a stupid klutz." He rolled his eyes as he untangled her arms around him, and dropped them to her sides.
"F//k off Melissa," He spat.
Walking away from her, he motioned with his head for me to follow,
leaving her standing there fuming and shocked.
I walked with him, all the while dying of laughter.
He grinned a little. "I got her name wrong, didn't I?" I nodded, not able to speak. He chuckled, before suddenly turning serious.
"But honestly, you're not going to go through your last of high school like this."
I rose an eyebrow. "What do you mean?"
He smirked.
"We're going to show everyone in this school who you really are."
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\ the reasons will start soon young ones.

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alyson545
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January 31, 2013 5:54pm UTC

Ten Reasons Why
Chapter Five
"Wait--what?"
He smirked. "You heard me."
I rolled my eyes.
"But what do you mean, 'show this school who I really am?' I am who I am.."
. "No, people don't know how stubborn, witty, and
feisty you secretly are cause you never talk to anybody at school
the way you do to me."
At that moment, I realized he was right. I did in fact act
different around him, I acted like my real self. But why did I feel
so comfortable with him? Especially him being Noah Montes.
Oh my god.
I make him sound seriously dramatic, don't I?
I sighed a bit.
"It's not that easy, I can't get in trouble at school. I can't afford to lose my chance of going to university by being suspended or something because I was in some stupid cat fight," I explained.
He scoffed. "You're not going to ruin those chances, I promise you that.
Besides, what makes you think you'll get into a cat fight?"
I shrugged. "I've watch a lot of movies." He chuckled. "And just so you know, this has to do with my attempt of keeping you alive."
I nodded. "Okay, fine."
"C'mon," He said, grabbing my hand and dragging me to his car.
"Wait a minute, the bell already rang!" I protested.
He shrugged. "And?"
I furrowed my eyebrows. "And we have to go to school?"
He rolled his eyes. "I guess this is your first time skipping then, huh?"
My eyes widened.
Oh Raina, what're you doing with this boy?
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sorry it's so slow.. that's the point.
teaser of next chapter; " Rain, meet my sister Delilah. She's annoying, but she's the only person I've got to give you a good makeover."

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CharliesTheName
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September 21, 2013 6:24pm UTC

Spanish guy: The spanish word of the day is "Chicken"
Spanish guy: *spanish accent* Tell her to come here so that chicken SUCK THIS DîCK
(say chicken in a spanish accent)

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Fαy Στylες*
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September 2, 2013 4:28pm UTC

Hahaha that's funny. Last timeI heard that
I laughed so hard,I almost fell off my dinosaur.

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*ｓａｍｍｉ*
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February 1, 2014 12:46pm UTC

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned

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† *
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May 21, 2013 9:40pm UTC

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Me: I used to like meat... But now I'm a vegetarian!
Brother: You're saying that while eating a piece of chicken.
Me:
Me:
Me: Starting tommorrow!

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thinkidiot
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March 29, 2013 6:59pm UTC

I dream of a perfect world,
Where chickens can cross the road without being questioned.

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* Sabaism *
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September 15, 2013 10:10am UTC

I hate when people have tags
That don't even go with their quote
Like dahell, woman
You already more famous then I am
You don't need all dem tags.

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imverypretty
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May 29, 2013 4:45pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Did you know?
The longest recorded flight of a chicken was 13 seconds.

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Infinity on high*
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March 22, 2013 6:24pm UTC

'This chicken is so undercooked,
a skilled vet could save him.'

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BlackGirlQuotes
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August 20, 2013 6:14pm UTC

Everyone thinks I live in the ''hood'' because im black.
I'm just like stop it I haven't got my car jacked in 2 weeks.
And nobody in my neighborhood has gotten shot in 3 days.
So just stop I told you where I live isn't even ghetto.

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instance77
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March 19, 2013 1:22pm UTC

Friday?
More like Fri-YAY!

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DeathOfASon
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July 14, 2013 12:39am UTC

"you wanna see my breasts"
i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why did i have a boyfriend? why am i wearing clothes?

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