Best Butseriously Quotes This Year

yourcool
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 7:13pm UTC

the best thing that ever happened to me
in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the island in lost and started drawing different diagrams on the board and ranting about his fan theories and everybody just went with it and raised their hands for him like he was the teacher and that was the class.

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heyitscooper
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May 15, 2013 8:51pm UTC

I wish I was an iceberg because icebergs dont have to go to school or have crushes on people they just float around destroying things

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 7:52pm UTC

if you're pretty and on witty i'm gonna
have to ask you to leave because you could be out getting a boyfriend and having a social life, take advantage of this moment while you have it

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Hale_Storm18
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June 12, 2013 5:06pm UTC

Never hang out with anyone who says "feminist" like Draco Malfroy says
"mudblood". Never hang out with anyone who says "men" like Draco Malfroy says "mudblood". The only thing you should say in the way Draco Malfroy says "mudblood" is the word "vegetables".

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yourcool
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May 9, 2013 9:11pm UTC

i wish there were a "buy their outfit" button on tumblr

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carson5482
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July 31, 2013 12:49pm UTC

*gets more than one notification in under a minute*
Me: Holy, sh/t... Is this a joke?

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daniigee
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August 11, 2013 10:42pm UTC

*goes back to school after long break*
how do i hold a pen

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heyitscooper
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 10:45pm UTC

Me: "I talk to myself."
Me: "Me too."

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because I have no idea what's going on
Calculus more like calKILLus because a little piece of me dies everytime I do an equation
Biology more like BYEology because I'm out
maths more like no

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 5:43pm UTC

Christopher Columbus took credit for discovering an already occupied land
Christopher Columbus kicked Native Americans out of their homes
Christopher Columbus traded slaves
Christopher Columbus råped and tortured natives for not finding enough gold
Christopher Columbus only discovered America so that he could get money
But it's okay because he proved that the Earth is round

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Vic Fuentes*
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 11:56pm UTC

Thank God I'm not popular,
i'd actually have to put effort into socialising

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
December 13, 2013 9:33pm UTC

Everything that comes out of my mouth is followed by, "No, I was joking; please don't get mad at me!"

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 7:35pm UTC

Those random bursts of
excitment when you have nothing
to be excited about. ever.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 5:36pm UTC

Word on the street is you're single? ;)
Word on the street is girls with as*es like mine don't talk to guys with faces like yours ;)
*I had to

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ViolinBoy
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September 29, 2013 8:49pm UTC

It's really fun just knowing that you're not going to homecoming like ha suckers I have food to eat and tv to watch

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JazzySnow
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October 16, 2013 8:21pm UTC

What ever happened to Jesse McCartney?

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 6:51pm UTC

Girl: I want a guy who is perfect and laughs at my jokes because they're all obviously halarious and screams my name no matter how many people tell him to shut up because they don't understand our love and will watch chickflicks with me and will use his spidy-senses to know when I'm on my period and give me chocolate and pads and tampons and Diva cups and sugar and the notebook and who will hug me from behind and will tell me I'm beautiful and will let me wear his jacket and will open doors for me.
Me: I'd like somebody who isn't an asabcshole.

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steffykins

posted a quote
August 1, 2013 3:19pm UTC

hot person: hey cutie
me: is this some kind of sick joke

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 6:49pm UTC

Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?

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daniigee
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 12:17am UTC

WHAT DO BOYS EVEN FIND ATTRACTIVE ABOUT BÔÔBS THEY ARE LITERALLY A BALL OF FAT ON A GIRLS CHEST LIKE IF YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY CHEST WHY CANT YOU LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY STOMACH YOU LITTLE SHÎT

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