the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the island in lost and started drawing different diagrams on the board and ranting about his fan theories and everybody just went with it and raised their hands for him like he was the teacher and that was the class.
if you're pretty and on witty i'm gonna have to ask you to leave because you could be out getting a boyfriend and having a social life, take advantage of this moment while you have it
Hale_Storm18 posted a quote
June 12, 2013 5:06pm UTC
Never hang out with anyone who says "feminist" like Draco Malfroy says "mudblood". Never hang out with anyone who says "men" like Draco Malfroy says "mudblood". The only thing you should say in the way Draco Malfroy says "mudblood" is the word "vegetables".
Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because I have no idea what's going on Calculus more like calKILLus because a little piece of me dies everytime I do an equation Biology more like BYEology because I'm out maths more like no
Christopher Columbus took credit for discovering an already occupied land Christopher Columbus kicked Native Americans out of their homes Christopher Columbus traded slaves Christopher Columbus råped and tortured natives for not finding enough gold Christopher Columbus only discovered America so that he could get money But it's okay because he proved that the Earth is round
Girl: I want a guy who is perfect and laughs at my jokes because they're all obviously halarious and screams my name no matter how many people tell him to shut up because they don't understand our love and will watch chickflicks with me and will use his spidy-senses to know when I'm on my period and give me chocolate and pads and tampons and Diva cups and sugar and the notebook and who will hug me from behind and will tell me I'm beautiful and will let me wear his jacket and will open doors for me. Me: I'd like somebody who isn't an asabcshole.
daniigee posted a quote
August 13, 2013 12:17am UTC
WHAT DO BOYS EVEN FIND ATTRACTIVE ABOUT BÔÔBS THEY ARE LITERALLY A BALL OF FAT ON A GIRLS CHEST LIKE IF YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY CHEST WHY CANT YOU LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY STOMACH YOU LITTLE SHÎT