Best Boobs Quotes Ever

Hale_Storm18
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September 26, 2013 3:32pm UTC

why are boobs even considered sexual? they're bumps of fat made to store milk for babies what the fck is sexual about that

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loserbitch*
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June 1, 2013 6:41pm UTC

Why are bras
So damn expensive?
Like, I didn't choose the boob life,
The boob life chose me.
Nmf/Nmq.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

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CharliesTheName
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February 9, 2014 6:35pm UTC

Zoey 101
Nicole: 4 problems with that: hair, face, boobs
Lola: That's 3.
Nicole: 2 boobs

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mollifers123
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August 11, 2013 3:52pm UTC

Boobytrap backwards is partyboob. Carry on.

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bunnylover43
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July 6, 2013 2:07pm UTC

Do you ever just touch your boobs
because you can.

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capsized*
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September 19, 2013 4:14pm UTC

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dÎck if half of it is your personality

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*crybaby*
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January 1, 2014 1:53am UTC

WHAT DO BOYS EVEN FIND ATTRACTIVE ABOUT BOOBS THEY ARE LITERALLY A BALL OF FAT ON A GIRLS CHEST LIKE IF YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY CHEST WHY CANT YOU LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY STOMACH YOU PIECE OF SH/T

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 9:07pm UTC

If all the extra squishy on my stomach
could move to my bo. obs,
I'd be a very happy girl.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

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Chris*
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September 8, 2013 7:41pm UTC

Today, we went to a Dunkin Donuts, and my friend Katie's friend (named Sammie) was behind the register. I'd met him once before and we talked for like 20 minutes about how I call myself Chris and he complimented my jeans. Today, after Katie took her order, he asked me what I wanted and I said nothing. He said "Come on, I'll give it to you for free" and Katie told him I didn't drink coffee. He said "Oh, you're a healthy girl? Healthy girls have long legs." And Katie asked how he knew that, and he said "Last time, I couldn't stop staring at her jeans." Now, I may be looking way too far into this, but I think a cute Asian boy openly admitted to checking me out.

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capsized*
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 12:55am UTC

when life
hands you lemons
STICK THE DOWN YOUR
shirt and make
your boobs look bigger.

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capsized*
posted a quote
October 15, 2013 8:58pm UTC

what is the spookiest part of a ladys body?
the BOÕbs
ha ha wow
happy halloween

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capsized*
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 11:03pm UTC

Fück is almond milk?
Almonds ain't even got títties...

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Raeleen (: *
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 12:20pm UTC

•Its okay for you to like skinny girls
•Its okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
•Its okay for you to like curvy girls
•Its okay for you to like heavier girls
•Its okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
•Whats NOT OKAY is telling a women that she isn't beautiful or sexy because she doesn't meet your personal body type preferences

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KaterinaHoran
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 3:59pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Friends are like boobs,
some are big,some are small.Some are REAL,some are FAKE.

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
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January 24, 2014 1:59pm UTC

I don't care what the person has done to you. Don't judge them on their body. I don't care if they are ninety pounds or four hundred. I don't care if they have a face full of zits or foundation or both. I don't care how many boobs they have or their size. Their clothes, their hair, their nails don't matter. They're appearence is not harmful to your health, so leave them the fOnceUponAMidSummerMorninguck alone.

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Turtlebear
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 11:30am UTC

Am I the only one
who grabs her boobs
while running down the stairs?

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TheHalfbacksGirl
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 2:51pm UTC

Dear girls who wish for a bigger chest,
It's not that glamorous. I'd trade in a heartbeath.
Sincerely,
Bigger isn't always better

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 3:38pm UTC

If boobs slept
would that mean that they're breasting?

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greyskies
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 7:09am UTC

Witty just gave me ads for cream to increase my bo/ob size, and a textbook store.
I think its trying to tell me something.
Thanks, witty. Thanks a lot.

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Bethxox
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May 6, 2013 5:12pm UTC

Girl Problems:
Getting hit in the boob

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