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  1. CarterTheKittyKat CarterTheKittyKat
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2014 10:45pm UTC
    Boobs
    Fleshy Bags of
    Magic

  2. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 12:14am UTC
    Spencer Hastings has like.... NO boobs.
    Just sayin'.

  3. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 5:49pm UTC
    If boobs are s.exual
    my stomach must be bonerific ;)

  4. SisiAdelia SisiAdelia
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 11:29pm UTC
    i just want to grow my hair
    to the length that it covers my boobs
    so i can be a mermaid!!
    IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!?!

  5. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 6:35pm UTC
    Zoey 101
    Nicole: 4 problems with that: hair, face, boobs
    Lola: That's 3.
    Nicole: 2 boobs

  6. ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 1:59pm UTC
    I don't care what the person has done to you. Don't judge them on their body. I don't care if they are ninety pounds or four hundred. I don't care if they have a face full of zits or foundation or both. I don't care how many boobs they have or their size. Their clothes, their hair, their nails don't matter. They're appearence is not harmful to your health, so leave them the fOnceUponAMidSummerMorninguck alone.

  7. CarterTheKittyKat CarterTheKittyKat
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 10:53pm UTC
    I have Boobs, therefore,
    your argument is invalid
    -My quote, no stealy-

  8. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 1:53am UTC
    WHAT DO BOYS EVEN FIND ATTRACTIVE ABOUT BOOBS THEY ARE LITERALLY A BALL OF FAT ON A GIRLS CHEST LIKE IF YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY CHEST WHY CANT YOU LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY STOMACH YOU PIECE OF SH/T

  9. ladytigers20 ladytigers20
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    Dont play with a girls heart, she only has one. Play with her boobs, she has two !

  10. ladytigers20 ladytigers20
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 8:46pm UTC
    What did one saggy boob say to the other ?
    If we dont start getting some support around here, people are going to start thinking were nuts !

  11. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    what is the spookiest part of a ladys body?
    the BOÕbs
    ha ha wow
    happy halloween

  12. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    About to be a buzzkill but I feel that some of you will benefit from this:
    "How did people discover cow/goat/whatever milk? Like what were they doing?"
    Human babies breast feed right? Like they have for a shít ton of time, like since babies have been a thing.
    Well someone probably saw a calf (baby cow) feed from it's mother and made a connection like that, and tasted it, and liked it, and spread it around his village or whatever and tada, milk.

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    why are boobs even considered sexual? they're bumps of fat made to store milk for babies what the fck is sexual about that

  14. AnotherDesire AnotherDesire
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 7:44am UTC
    I love you with all my boobs.
    I would say heart,but
    my boobs are bigger.
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

  15. KikiKiara KikiKiara
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    My sister just told me to look at her boobs...

  16. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    "big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
    neither does a big dÎck if half of it is your personality

  17. Raeleen (: * Raeleen (: *
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 12:20pm UTC
    •Its okay for you to like skinny girls
    •Its okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
    •Its okay for you to like curvy girls
    •Its okay for you to like heavier girls
    •Its okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
    •Whats NOT OKAY is telling a women that she isn't beautiful or sexy because she doesn't meet your personal body type preferences

  18. ShittingLoudlyInABox ShittingLoudlyInABox
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 12:20am UTC
    You say that you over me, but you always end up under me, you know how it goes, don’t be crazy, don’t play dumb with me.

  19. ShittingLoudlyInABox ShittingLoudlyInABox
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 12:17am UTC
    You stole my heart.

  20. ShittingLoudlyInABox ShittingLoudlyInABox
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 11:48pm UTC
    Oh, you're fine, so fine.

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