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THE RULES FOR DATING MY

DAUGHTER

1. Get a job.
2. Understand that I don't like you.
3. I'm everywhere.
4. You hurt her, I hurt you.
5. Be home 30 minutes early.
6. Get a lawyer.
7. If you lie to me, I will find out.
8. She's my princess, not your conquest.
9. I don't mind going back to jail.
10. Whatever you do to her, I will do to you.

9. I don't mind going back

to jail.

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THE RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER 1. Get a job. 2. Understand

62 faves · 7 comments · Jul 23, 2013 9:24am

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Elena;~ ♥

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pinky001 · 1 decade ago
WHOOO HOOO!!!!
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BerthaZ · 1 decade ago
going BACK to jail
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emy · 1 decade ago
My dad really enjoyed these rules my boyfriend not so much
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astalker · 1 decade ago
I LOLED SO HARD
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Bringmethebitches* · 1 decade ago
What about #10?!

If ya know what I mean...
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
Hahahaha, yeah!(; That's FREAKY. O.o

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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
My format; ♥
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