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 Let me tell you something about North Korea. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and North Korea was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "North Korea, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so re-re. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's bombing the US
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Let me tell you something about North Korea. We were best friends

66 faves · 11 comments · Apr 3, 2013 6:54pm

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bella is a penguin * · 1 decade ago
Holy chiz this is hilarious.
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Monkey666 · 1 decade ago
Is anyone else wondering why North Korea was jealous of Kyle?
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Cammie · 1 decade ago
;)
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Monkey666 · 1 decade ago
I'm like dead serious right now. I really want to know!
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Cammie · 1 decade ago
I have no idea.
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Monkey666 · 1 decade ago
This is a very disappointing conversation . . .
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Cammie · 1 decade ago
ikr
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xoxolucky13 · 1 decade ago
mean girls ftw!!!
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Melrose* · 1 decade ago
i dont see the humor or how it even makes sense.
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Cammie · 1 decade ago
ok
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Cammie · 1 decade ago
I was just kidding with this.
I know this is a serious situation.
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