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Michela *brofist*

Hello :) My name is Michela (pronounced Me-kayla) I'm 14 years old. I'm 100% Italian. From the city that never sleeps ;* I'm OBSESSED with Eminem, and Pewdiepie (*brofist*)I also love Cry, {Nobody probably knows who that is but that is ok) and Maxmoefoe. :D [Yeah I like Youtube ok?] Enjoy my quotes, have a nice day .
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yourbiggestfanthisisstan
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 7:52pm UTC

Wish you didn't have your period?
If you didn't have your period, every month you would gain 10 pounds,
because the uterus inflames with nutrents, and without the shedding
the fat would accumulate, and you would gain 10 pounds every cycle.
This fat would be impossible to lose unless it's bled out.

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yourbiggestfanthisisstan
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March 14, 2013 10:26pm UTC

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yourbiggestfanthisisstan
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March 13, 2013 9:38pm UTC

Shakespeare: I shalt pop some tags only possess 20 shillings within my pocket.

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yourbiggestfanthisisstan
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March 12, 2013 8:21pm UTC

Girl are you a beaver
'cause
DAM

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yourbiggestfanthisisstan
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March 11, 2013 8:05pm UTC

My young cousin: Do you like my mom's cupcakes?
Me: No they're disgusting
My young cousin: *runs to tell my aunt crying*
Don't forget,
kids don't understand sarcasm.

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yourbiggestfanthisisstan
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March 7, 2013 9:36pm UTC

Guys writing poems to my friends:
Your embrace warms my soul
Warmer than my heart that you stole.
I'm trying to find a way to be clever
and say these 6 words: I want to be together forever
My poem to my food:
I love you
you love me,
After I eat you I'll still be hungry.

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yourbiggestfanthisisstan
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March 6, 2013 10:04pm UTC

Steps to be a millionare:
1. Open a shake place in Harlem
2. Let the money flow in
Mq

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yourbiggestfanthisisstan
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March 5, 2013 9:10pm UTC

Girl: Im not afraid...
Me: Who sings that song?
Girl: Eminem
Me: Let's keep it that way

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yourbiggestfanthisisstan
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March 3, 2013 5:36pm UTC

Plot Twist: Someone actually likes you

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yourbiggestfanthisisstan
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February 28, 2013 11:22pm UTC

Nothing is more awkward than searching for your
seatbelt and accidently touching the person next to you's
butt.

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yourbiggestfanthisisstan
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February 28, 2013 9:10pm UTC

Fave if you have a hairtie on your wrist

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yourbiggestfanthisisstan
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February 28, 2013 5:51pm UTC

The sad thing is...
The only guys that think I'm beautiful are toddlers.
they're so cute :)

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yourbiggestfanthisisstan
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February 26, 2013 9:31pm UTC

My science teacher: What did what chromosome say to the other?
Class: ...
My science teacher: NICE GENES!
Class: ... *chuckle*
Really annoying girl: That was SO stupid.
My Science teacher: Yeah well what did one chromosome say to the other?
Really annoying girl: ...
My Science teacher: NO BODY ASKED YOU.
True story

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yourbiggestfanthisisstan
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February 26, 2013 9:15pm UTC

Id tap that.......
Pedestrian crossing button to ensure that the female crossing the street is safe.

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yourbiggestfanthisisstan
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February 26, 2013 4:16pm UTC

Oh mother tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Spend your lives in sin and misery
In the House of the Rising Sun

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yourbiggestfanthisisstan
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 9:44pm UTC

To Mom:
Mom, Where is my backpack?
What's for dinner?
Did you find the remote?
Can you buy me a iphone?
Can you sign this test I failed?
Can you drive me to my friend's house? if I had friends lol
Why did you have to pass ugly genes to me?!
To Dad:
Where's mom?

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yourbiggestfanthisisstan
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February 24, 2013 9:36pm UTC

If you lose something in your room....
Post a picture of your room on facebook and play "I spy"

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yourbiggestfanthisisstan
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February 21, 2013 10:19pm UTC

Villager: Fair knight, how wath thy journey?
Knight: 'Twas long and hard
Villager: Doth what she hath said.

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yourbiggestfanthisisstan
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February 20, 2013 9:39pm UTC

*Crush walks by*
Me: Oh my god! He's looking at me!
Me: He's gonna confess his love
Me: Then ask me to marry him
Me: Then we'll get married
Me: Have four kids, watch them grow together.
Me: Aww, we'll grow old together.
Me: Oh! He's gonna say something to me!
Crush: Michela?
Me: Yeah?
Crush: Can you move? You're in my way.

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yourbiggestfanthisisstan
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February 19, 2013 10:30pm UTC

Me: I'm not that bad looking
*See's picture of friend on facebook*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Face: It was nice while it lasted

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