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227 faves · 25 comments · Jan 1, 1970 12:00am

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converse97 · 1 decade ago
This actually isn't true.
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EGTheWriter · 1 decade ago
lolol you're calling him an idiot for something he couldn't predict
yeah, i agree. he should have suspiciously sniffed the mom and be like "no no, go along with the abortion. i sense your baby is going to kill billions of people."
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conversel0ver · 1 decade ago
He was also going to be an artist, but his mother talked him out of it.
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NikkiBeKillin · 1 decade ago
Crazy to think how different everything would be today.
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Emacy · 1 decade ago
Doctor couldn't have known.. :P
Buuut still. 's mum wanted to have an abortion- they should have let her.
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LookAtMeIJust · 1 decade ago
without her we wouldn't have jokes.
without her we wouldn't have jokes.
without her we wouldn't have "How tall is the grass in germany" jokes.
without her we wouldn't have "Difference between a gay guy and " jokes.

She made epic jokes brah.
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ZombieSlayer · 1 decade ago
.... why are there no jews on jupiter? because it's a gas planet. omg i'm sorry but lol
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LauzHeys · 1 decade ago
What a shame millions of people had to die, but don't worry. we get funny jokes! Yeah, not cool -_-
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KatiiLouisex3 · 1 decade ago
I'm pretty sure I have never heard any of those jokes o.O
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LookAtMeIJust · 1 decade ago
Q. How high is the grass in Germany? A. Zis 'igh! * sign* Q. What's the difference between and a Gay guy? A. *does sign* 45 degrees *Turn wrist down for fingertips to face ground*.
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KatiiLouisex3 · 1 decade ago
Never heard anything like that before, it's still a sensitive subject where I'm from
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LookAtMeIJust · 1 decade ago
Well we Americans like to joke about war.
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jillianokelman69 · 1 decade ago
Lol no we dont
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OreoLover · 1 decade ago
@LookAtMeIJust: wow. I'm American and I don't like to joke about war at all. Wanna stop jumping to conclusions? Millions of people died because of that guy and you have the nerve to enjoy jokes about it?
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LookAtMeIJust · 1 decade ago
I joke about it because I don't hold grudges.
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OreoLover · 1 decade ago
WOW. So in other words you forgive for what he did? that's sick
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Emacy · 1 decade ago
Oh god. I wish you could 'like' witty comments. omg
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
Without her millions of people could be alive in that time -.-'
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LookAtMeIJust · 1 decade ago
millions of people die everyday, derp. Everyone dies. You die. I die. Steve will die. Everyone will die.
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justkiddiing · 1 decade ago
noooooo not steve... :( and it's funny 14 people fave this but try to make a pro abortion quote...
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
Yep i know but it's just a funny quote
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LookAtMeIJust · 1 decade ago
lol ikr.
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
Yep but there were little kids without any fault dear
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LookAtMeIJust · 1 decade ago
Same as a lot of present-day murders.
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Sonny84 · 1 decade ago
but it wasn't on such a large scale
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